Transcending the Nine Heavens

m their boats.
These boats were constantly scurrying back and forth.

[It seems like many people are looking for something on the water surface…]

Chu Yang frowned.
[I knew that Yin Wu Tian would come looking for me.
After all… I had suddenly vanished underwater for a few hours…
that were somewhat an unimaginable feat for him…]

Chu Yang suddenly got an idea.
He remained underwater as he stealthily swam towards an isle that was located in the middle of Lotus Lake.

He silently stepped onto the isle.
He then used his martial skill to dry his clothes.
Then, he lay down on the grass.
He fell asleep, and started snoring… loudly.

Yin Wu Tian hadn’t been able to find King Level Expert Jun.
The delay was causing more and more panic to him…
the range of search had also grown bigger and bigger.
Beads of sweat had been seeping-out on his forehead.

[Prime Minister Diwu would be extremely furious if that guy has drowned in the lake!]

Gradually…
they approached the center of the lake.

Suddenly, someone people heard something and a suspicious look flashed on their faces.
[What is this sound?]

”En?” Yin Wu Tian was startled.
He immediately concentrated his martial power to sense more closely…

”Snore… Snore…
Snore… ”

”It seems like someone is snoring… ” A Martial Great Master laughed, ”This guy’s snores can shake the world… ”

Yin Wu Tian’s face was cold like the water.
He listened very carefully, and suddenly stood up…
and pointed his finger towards that isle, “Go over there and search.”

”Snore, snore… ”

Yin Wu Tian jumped-up and flew forward when the boat was about 70-80 feet away.
He followed along the direction from which that ‘snoring’ sound was coming.

”Snore… Snore… ”

He realized that the ‘snoring’ sound was coming incessantly… from the central region of the isle.
He focused his eyesight and looked towards a thick patch of grass.

This hadn’t seemed important initially…
but Yin Wu Tian suddenly felt as if his lungs would explode with rage.

He felt his scalp going numb with anger, and his hair fiercely stood erect on his head.

His subordinate also looked carefully… and saw King Level Expert Jun… the man who had been missing for quite some time, and was speculated to have drowned to death.
He was lying on the thick patch of grass… flat on his back.
There was a tranquil expression on his face.
His eyes shut tightly, and he was breathing quite rhythmically…

”Snore… Snore… ” he would issue an odd ‘snoring’ sound from his mouth whenever he would breathe out.

Yin Wu Tian gritted his teeth, clenched his fists and strode forward.

”Snore… Snore…
Squeak… Creak. ” Everyone looked blankly at each other in dismay.
They didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
[This King Level Expert Jun doesn’t just snore while sleeping… he also grinds his teeth.
That is a very creepy sound…]

Yin Wu Tian stood in front of the King Level Expert Jun’s body.
He couldn’t help but sigh.

[I looked for this guy everywhere.
I was so anxious when I couldn’t find him.
And this guy had just decided to sleep-off in this secluded place without informing us…]

[Who is to blame… for this matter?]

He sighed and slowly squatted down.
He was about to wake the man up.

However, the King Level Expert Jun suddenly muttered something in that state of drowsiness.
No one understood what he spoke…
he then turned over and slept on his sides.
His buttocks were now facing Yin Wu Tian’s face.

Yin Wu Tian stretched his hand to push him.

But at this time…

”Boom! ”

”F*k! Yin Wu Tian quickly bounced back like a ball… and leapt far away as he tightly covered his nose.

[This guy farted just now…
]

The complexions of the experts of the Golden Horse Riders Department who were standing on the side turned strange in unison.
They wanted to laugh, but didn’t dare to… However, they had a tough time holding back their laughter.

The first glimmer of sunlight had already appeared in the sky.
Therefore, everyone had seen very it clearly — King Level Expert Yin squatted… then there came a loud… boom… from the butt of King Level Expert Jun… which then echoed.

Everyone had clearly seen how the hair on King Level Expert Yin’s forehead had been blown by the sudden release of gas.
In fact, his hair had even fluttered a little…
this had been a spectacular sight.

Everyone had serious look on their face.
But their bodies would subtly quiver from time to time.
They were trying their best to restrain themselves from bursting into laughter.

”Bastard! ” Yin Wu Tian roared.
He had really lost his face ‘big-time’.

”Was that thunder? ” King Level Expert Jun suddenly asked as he lazily sat up on the thick patch of grass.
He slowly looked on his left, then right, with his sleepy eyes.
And then, he slowly crawled up.
He then asked in a puzzled tone, ”Why are you guys gathered around me in this manner? ”

Everyone felt depressed… [Why have we gathered around you? Do you think we wanted to gather around you?]

Yin Wu Tian took big strides to walk over.
There was a furious look spread across his whole face.

He was about to rain curses.

However, he didn’t get enough to display his anger’s true extent.
That was because… King Level Expert Jun suddenly stood up angrily before Yin Wu Tian could open his mouth… and then he started to rage like a thunder!

King Level Expert Jun had ferociously jumped-up and had started to curse-out loud, ”Yin Wu Tian, I will hack you to pieces… you lazy son of a bitch; you neglected your duty! I told you I would need people yesterday night … you f*king didn’t reply.
And now… you’ve brought so many people to idle your time away under the sunshine? ”

King Level Expert Jun’s saliva splattered everywhere.
He seemed to be getting angrier and angrier.
He stomped his feet and bellowed, ”Yin Wu Tian, I demand an explanation.
Otherwise, I’ll go to Diwu Qing Rou…
the bamboo people have never received such a cold reception… and even that was done so half-heartedly! You, you, you…
you’re too foolhardy! You ’re a downright brainless man! You ’re disgraceful… in fact, add eight levels to disgraceful! That’s what you are! ”

It should’ve been Yin Wu Tian’s chance to display his wrath… but he didn’t even get a chance to speak.

”You, you… ” Yin Wu Tian discharged smoke from his head… but he stammered and was unable to speak a single word.
He felt that his lungs and heart were about to explode, while his veins seemed to be on verge of bursting with anger.

Notes:

Thunderclap.
It often refers to a tactic when someone creates a bigger distraction in order to cover-up the previous one.

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