Transcending the Nine Heavens

n’t they see that there’s a big live human underneath supporting it.”

Chu Yang spat his mouthful of tea out with a loud splat.

This professional was 35 to 40 kilograms at best, frighteningly small and skinny.
Under the premise of such enormous baggage, it really was rather hard to notice him.

The Fifth Elder began to hurriedly command his men to store the herbs into the boxes, shouting and bellowing at them.

“Don’t damage the roots on this.”

“You must maintain the leaves on this!”

“This… Are you stupid! Can this even be stored in a Purple Crystal box? Where are the Crystal Core boxes?!”

“Bastard, this one is stored wrongly!”

“Trash! A whole lot of trash! Practically more of a wastrel than Chu Yang! Uhh… sorry, Brother Chu, my mouth is at it again…”

Chu Yang didn’t know whether to cry or laugh, his expression twisted and constipated.

This old coot seriously… had no concept of taboo.

With much ado, they finally packed it all up and left.
The Fifth Elder gave Chu Yang a long invoice for the Medicine Valley auction and patted his own chest with assurance.
Then he departed, heart full and content, with two large horse carriages’ worth of Purple Crystal boxes and herbs, and embarked on a victorious journey back.

“Two days later? Auction?”

Chu Yang clutched the ten invitations tightly in his hand.
The Medicine Valley’s Fifth Elder had forced those on him and said that he could bring friends and family over to broaden their horizons.
With a gleeful chuckle, he said, “You have to go and join the fun when that time comes!”

With a swivel of his eyes, he muttered, “But if I were to go this time, I would have to go with a bang.
There’s only so many times I can borrow Big Sister Zi’s might.
If she leaves with a swoosh, I won’t even have the chance to borrow her power to intimidate people anymore.”

He strolled toward Zi Xieqing’s room.

“You want me to go and help boost your presence?” Zi Xieqing frowned at the shameless man in front of her.

“Yeah, you’re Le’er’s Teacher, you know.” Chu Yang grinned like someone up to no good.
“If not you, then who?”

Zi Xieqing held her forehead in her palm with a resigned look.

“Are you going or not?” Chu Yang urged her.

“Let us seek a bit of enlightenment about the Tao state and I’ll go.” Zi Xieqing hooked her finger at him.

“Waaahhh, save me…” Chu Yang spun around and ran out.

Before he even got far, a solid kick had already landed on the fleshiest part of his butt.
His limbs waved wildly as he flew through the air and landed on the ground with a loud thud.
Minister Chu laid firmly on the smooth ground, gliding far, far out as if on a slide…

He was followed closely by a slender figure.

Pow pow bam bam bam bam…

In the evening, Chu Yang rubbed his sore butt as he hobbled along the streets of Tianji City.
The bruises on his face were finally dispelled but the ache along his hip bone had gotten exponentially worse.

For some unknown reason, Zi Xieqing’s interest in his butt was getting stronger and stronger recently.
Whenever they sparred, she would rain a full course of devastating kicks on his butt.

Chu Yang surmised that if it weren’t for the Nine Tribulations Pill, his butt would definitely have swelled beyond the size of a door by now…

Now that Chu Yang had someone powerful backing him up, he could practically do whatever he wanted in this Tianji City.
So he went out confidently and openly even on his own!

He reached the doors of an establishment named Four Seas Inn and went in.
After exchanging a few words with the waiter and casually tipping him a White Crystal, Chu Yang strolled up to the second storey.

He tiptoed over to the door of one of the rooms.

He pressed his ear against the door, an interesting mix of anticipation and agitation on his face…

Two people were talking inside.

One of them said, “Damn, Fourth, what level are you now?”

The other was very calm and said in an imposing voice, “Saber Saint, fifth grade!”

The person from before whined, “Why are you so fast? How can this be when you’re basking in my glory? I’m only at Martial Saint mid-level grade three while you’re already grade five, and a Saber Saint at that.”

The imposing voice said, “Lei’er is already grade five now.”

The first person howled in anguish.
“I’m better off dead…”

The imposing voice replied, “Your death count is too low, you should die a few more times.
Your cultivation will improve by leaps and bounds that way.”

“F*ck you!” the first person said agitatedly, “How the hell would you know the kind of agony I have to go through every time? That is a real phobia toward death! Motherf*cker! It’s easier said than done.
Every time I f*cking die, I have to wake up to the two of you next to me absorbing vital spiritual energy… and progressing at an extraordinary speed.
You guys don’t hold back at all… damn it all!”

That imposing voice was as cool as a cucumber.
“You’re a dumbass if you don’t take advantage of what you can.
That’s what the Boss said.”

“Boss is such a bastard!” The first voice turned agitated immediately.
“Throwing the three of us into the Upper Three Heavens while he friggin’ stayed in the Middle Three Heavens to enjoy life with the other brothers… Poor wretched me in this Upper Three Heavens with not a single soul to help me.
Suffering through the two of you taking advantage of me every day and still being bullied by you guys everyday… damn it, and now your wife has even gotten lazy and doesn’t even bother to cook anymore.
Every time we camp outside all the time, it’s always me that’s in charge of meals… it’s all Boss’ fault! Why did he send me? Why not send Ji Mo instead, that guy is a masochist, even finding a wife that abuses him… He’s much more suitable to be here…”

The imposing voice said, “How audacious of you to insult the Boss!”

The first voice replied, “How would I dare if he were here? But the problem is that he isn’t.
That bastard, bullying Ji Mo every day, poking fun at Luo Kedi, agitating Ao Xieyun, trampling on Xie Danqiong and occasionally scheming against people with Mo Tianji while exchanging flirting glances at each other.
You have no idea what a good time he’s having.”

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