The Ugly Ger’s Farming Story

nfamiliar voice of this fat ger, felt a strong sense of unease in his heart.
Stiffly looked at the “huge” person beside him and the surroundings of the unfamiliar room.

Ma Fugui swallowed stiffly, stretched out his trembling hand and pushed the person beside him, “You… ah!!!”

Before he could finish speaking, Ma Fugui was picked up and thrown out by the impatient Yang Xiaochun, causing his body slammed against the door.
“Get out, there’s no end to the grinding! What a chicken!”

Ma Fugui was thrown on the ground naked, and he bared his teeth in pain.
The wife of the Ma family, who had not slept all night, heard the sound and hurried out.

“Gui’er! My poor son!” Ma Ama helped Ma Fugui sit up with a sad face, “Yang Xiaochun, you hit my son on a day like this! You are digging my heart!”

“Yang Xiaochun?!”

When Ma Fugui heard the name, all the pain in his body was forgotten.
This name…it wouldn’t be the fat, ugly, stingy Yang Xiaochun who likes to beat people when they don’t agree with him even after one word!

Ma Ama covered Ma Fugui with the clothes he brought, urged him to get up, and helped Ma Fugui to their room, “If it’s not that Yang Xiaochun from the Yang family! I’m telling you, why did you drink so much?!” Ma Ama patted his thigh angrily as soon as he sat down, what the hell did their family do to deserve this! They did not get an innocent ger for their son, but instead, a piece of junk was stuffed into their family.
He’s not even as good as the eggless Xie Yu!

Ma Fugui walked around and looked at the decorations of the house, what else could he not understand by now? But … he still can’t believe that he actually married the abandoned Yang Xiaochun, and he still doesn’t know how it happened.
How the hell did it happen?! No one told him beforehand! How can this happen!

“What the hell is going on here! I just went out for a drink, and then! This! Alas!” The young master Ma was so rich and noble that he didn’t know what language to use.

After hearing this, Ma Ama shouted, “Don’t mention drinking to me! If you didn’t drink alcohol! You! You!” As he spoke, he became a little breathless, and the old man Ma hurriedly stepped forward to help Ma Ama, patting his chest.
Ma Fugui was aggrieved, he is the one who was kept in the dark in this matter!

After Ma Ama was relieved, he looked at Ma Fugui’s expression and became even more annoyed, what is this all about! “If you weren’t drunk, why would you climb into that fat guy Yang Xiaochun’s bed! You’ve always liked good looking ones, but why is it that when are you drunk …!”

“Me?! I climbed onto Yang Xiaochun’s bed?!! I DID THAT???!” Ma Fugui looked incredulous.
He knew how the Yang family was in the town, but he didn’t even know where Yang Xiaochun’s bed was! Why could he have gotten onto Yang Xiaochun’s bed?

“What the hell is going on?! How did I get into his bed! How could I marry Yang Xiaochun in just one night?!” Ma Fugui’s violent roar restored the redness on his face.
He really has married Yang Xiaochun, this unbearable ger!!!

***

Xie Yu was drying the washed clothes in the yard.
Uncle Xie came back from the market with a happy face, and Xie Yu opened the courtyard to let his father in, “Father, did something good happen over there? You’re smiling so happily.”

Uncle Xie put the basket on his back in the kitchen and unloaded the stuff he brought back.
His heart was relaxed and his whole body was very comfortable for the first time since Brother Xie returned home; he was finally relieved.

“Your son is asking you something! You know only to laugh!” Xie Ama held the eggs he just picked up; he was gonna sell them at the market in town.

Uncle Xie smiled apologetically, sat on the stool under the eaves, took out the cigar, and slowly light it up, “That rich and generous Ma family son just got married!”

When Xie Yu heard the words, the movement of his hand paused, and after a moment, he resumed what he was doing just now, but Xie Ama gave Uncle Xie a black face, “What’s the matter with that family! Don’t mention the Mas at home in the future.
Disgusting!”

Uncle Xie shook his head at Xie Ama with a cigar in his mouth, “He’s really good this time.
Didn’t want a good ger from my family, and married the stingy Yang family’s ger in town who loves to beat people, tsk tsk, such a heavy taste!”

“Yang family’s ger?! That chubby Yang Xiaochun who just got divorced?”

Xie Ama heard that Ma Fugui actually married such a person, and his interest was piqued.

Xie Uncle took a sip of cigar and nodded, “I heard that Ma Fugui was drunk yesterday, and he slept with the Yang family ger for some reason.
The Yang family came to the door to ask for an explanation.
You know the temperament of the Ma family wife.
They went and brought their relative from yamen!”

“It’s Wu Laosan!” Xie Ama said with hatred, if it wasn’t for him supporting the Ma family back then, his son wouldn’t be separated!

“That’s right! It’s that dog! The result! Guess what!”

“What guess what! Just say it!”

Uncle Xie touched his nose, “As a result, the Yang family had some connections with the master in the yamen, and the master went directly to the Ma family in front of Wu San and told the Ma family that today is a good day for a wedding and to hold the ceremony right there and then.
Ma Fugui was still passed out the whole time and was dragged around by the Yang family to finish the vows.”

Ma Ama: What the hell did their family do to deserve this?

The Translator has something to say: LOL B***h, you did a plenty.
Where’s my list of Ma family’s good deeds? Someone take it out, thank you.