ShangriLa Frontier ~ Shitty Games Hunter Challenges Godly Game ~

e.

 

That is why we were running through the shipwrecks, collecting anything that could be collected or converted in to cash, and before long we managed to collect a hefty sum of money, one that would surely allow us to buy ourselves a small fortress if we only wanted to buy one.

 

It’s not that we really needed so much money, but it’s just…… You know…… It’s just bad manners if you see garbage littering the floor and you don’t pick it right up, right? Umu, umu.
Oh…… While we’re at it.

 

「By the way, I forgot to ask about that before, but are the two of you free for the moment?」

 

「Free?」

 

「Do you happen to belong to any particular Guild about now?」

 

「Ah, free in that sense.」

 

That’s right, there were a whole lot of stories like that around the time when the game was being launched.
But thinking about that time would invoke a whole lot of memories being remembered one after another like a chain, so for now I chose to keep that box closed.
Ugh, it’s like drinking a whole mug filled with freshly squeezed out lemon juice…… Or some really nasty vegetable mix juice and chug it down……

 

「You see, since there is also the case of the Mecha in this game, it would really help me out if you could join in our Guild.」

 

「…… No thank you, that sounds way too normie for me.」

 

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「Ah! But it is far from being normie! You see, you can belong to the Guild, but it does not limit you in any sort of way! There is even no need to go to the Guild house…… Not that we have any to begin with.」

 

Besides, I still needed to pay them for that tip about Kutanid of the Abyss, and if they were the members of the same Guild, that would surely prevent them from leaking the information outside of the Guild.

 

「As I have explained before, our Guild ‘Wolfgang’ has only three members right now, each with the access to the Mechas…… and we are willing to share with the members of the same Guild.」

 

「…… Go on.
I’m willing to listen.
…… For now.」

 

It’s the last push here! Now, the final blow: summoning the Tactical Warbeasts!

 

「It’s a lot tougher to handle these guys than you might expect.」

 

BAKI! BAKI! GUSHA! GUSHA! KLANG!

 

「………」

 

「………」

 

「………」

 

Umm, yeah now that I think about it…… Wouldn’t putting four giant mechas inside of a ship that looks run-down and moldy as hell be a bad idea? What if they happen to break the ceiling or destroy the floor and the whole ship collapses on us?

 

「Oh shit ––!?」

 

「M-Mechas are……!」

 

「If you keep making such sounds, the half of the city’s fish people are going to get on our asses!」

 

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「What the hell!? I can hear something drawing closer to us! And there’s a whole lot of it!」

 

「Forget about the Mechas for now! We can always go back to retrieve them later! Now grab the treasure and let’s haul ass from here!」

 

Leaving something for others? Shut the fuck up! That’s something only a total loser would say!

 

It’s money we talk about here! Cold, hard cash! And you know what costs money? Repairing and strengthening your god damn equipment!

 

Especially my special weapons.
Seriously, you wouldn’t believe just how expensive this shit can get……   

 

 

 

 

「Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen! Please allow me to welcome you to……! …… I mean, I know that we are all pretty tired, but what’s wrong, everyone!?」

 

「Now this feels more like Great Lulilas Marathon if you were to ask me……」

 

「I’m not all that good at long distance running, but as long as it is something below two and a half thousand meters, I should be all good!」

 

「Stupid Sanraku! You are such a big idiot that you cannot possibly be an even bigger idiot!」

 

No, really, I am most terribly ashamed…… Ah, that’s right, before I forget.

 

「Akitsu Akane, are you currently in any Guild, by any chance? If not, maybe you would like to join my Guild?」

 

「Wow! This is the first time ever that I was invited to join a Guild! With pleasure!」

 

Talk about a wise and prompt decision.