Lonely Attack on the Different World (WN)

>「Why? Why are you starting to design a new layout a second after stepping into a dungeon? Are you some kind of artisan? Do you have a professional deformation?」

「Please don’t remodel the dungeon as you please? The first floor is a straight path, so it’s fine…… No, actually, it’s not fine! But everyone is working on the maps from the 2nd floor and onward.
If on top of suddenly getting remodeled they were to be turned into a residence, everyone will be very mad.」

「Those stairs are not a foyer, and what lies below is not a basement, okay? Below is a labyrinth! A maze! You shouldn’t turn it into an apartment, you understand? People that come to the dungeon will be shocked?!」

「Did dungeon capture mean its reconstruction? Occupying the living space of the monsters? Wait? Couldn’t it actually work?」

「No, you can’t! And what is that 『Hmm』, you are already planning the reconstruction? A drastic 『After』is awaiting dungeon? Even monsters are going to be surprised!」

「Yeah, the entrance in my current home is pretty narrow, and it was a whole lot of trouble to expand it.
And it is a one-room type without any partition.
」

「「「He already began planning!!! Please, run away, Dungeon-san…… Oh no! The dungeon can’t run away!!!」」」

Eeeh, well, can’t be helped?

「You know, after coming to this world I had a lot of trouble with 『My home』? It was a lot of work? Making one?」

「「「The hell did you even come to a different world for? Property development?!」」」

Since it seemed like they would be angry if I tampered with the dungeon, I limited myself to leveling the floor.
Stealthily.

「Somehow, it’s getting easier and easier to walk? Did someone begin the renovation? Someone?」

「Yes, I feel magic power behind that wall.
A room wouldn’t suddenly pop out, right?」

「The room with the stairs at the beginning kind of turned into an entry hall? Were they always like that?」

As expected of a group of cheaters, even though I’m doing it stealthily, they still noticed?!

「No? Look? Don’t they say that dungeons can grow and evolve? Maybe it entered a growth stage? Or something?」

「「「As if a dungeon would grow into a residence on its own! Just what is it trying to become?!」」」

「Eeehm, a world heritage site? Sort of? I guess? Yeah, it could.
And it will also attract more tourists.
」

「Tourists should have no business with dungeons? Are they going to go sightseeing while beating monsters? Are tourists that strong?」

Will it be profitable if monsters were to sell crackers at the entrance? I’m kind of scared of the tourists that might club monsters lured in by crackers though.
[TL Note: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nara_Park]

「Do you call this a renovation? A makeover? Since a while ago I see goblins getting swallowed by the walls? Is this dungeon hostile to monsters? Are we on the dungeon’s side now?」

「Don’t! If you think about this you lose.
Everyone is pretending not to notice…… Because the goblins are too miserable…… 」

「……Used as construction materials?」

「「「「Nooo!!! Don’t say it!」」」」

Good grief, even though we are in a dungeon, they are so noisy.
I wish they could follow proper manners for a public place.

「Ah! There is a closet over there! In the accent wall over there……」

「「「We told you that you shouldn’t do it! Why did we have to find a closet after coming to explore the dungeon!」」」

Indeed, with the closet at such a place Nudist Girl might start stripping.
It would be a disaster if she removes her items, we are inside a dungeon after all……

「And there is no need for accents on the walls, okay? It makes it look like there is a trap!」

「We are only trying to pass the first floor…… We didn’t even fight any monsters…… So why do I feel so tired? Why?」

? How strange, I thought it should be easier to walk now that the floor is flat and even? But they seem to be tired?

「Should I make a slope? So it’s easier to access the basement? Though it might interfere with the natural traffic……」

「「「Don’t! Don’t do anything! If you make a residence here everyone will settle in it! We will have to fight trespassers instead of monsters?!」」」

I see, so the layout of the floor has to be suitable for interception of intruders, now, if we are going to divide enemy forces, then…

「……In that case, how about we make possible construction of fortifications in the living room, but also make it possible to pincer enemies from the flanks……」

「I don’t want such a living room! It’s more like a dying room! It’s not relaxing at all! It’s in battle preparation mode!! Or rather, you mustn’t attack adventurers?! They are our allies, okay?! Why are we supposed to defend the dungeon?!」

Looks like it’s a no…… Hm?

What is this?

Inside the wall?

Here? …… Ah?!

[TL Note: Déformation professionnelle (French) professional deformation or job conditioning, also called nerdview, is a tendency to look at things from the point of view of one’s own profession or special expertise, rather than from a broader or humane perspective.]