Lonely Attack on the Different World (WN)

e been avoided if they ate less.
They will definitely try to kill me with their stares alone! I mean, I only thought about this, and they are already glaring at me.
Like, I prepared 200 portions of mousse for 31 people, how come it’s not enough! Slime-san got its own share in a bucket, so it is innocent.
The culprits are the people doing ONE MORE SET over there! On top of that, they seem to be aware of this.
The passion they are putting into the training is quite different from usual.
They are serious.

As I keep observing, the number of unconscious girls keeps increasing, piling up into a heap.
Soon, all of them were out cold, stacked up in the backyard.
It might soon become a special attribute of this inn.

And now she is beckoning me? Did Armored Pres-san overeat as well? Is she trying to burn calories? You don’t have to worry about it, you know? We are going to burn lots of them tonight anyway? Seriously.
I’m going to do this for real, you know?

As said by a certain someone, 『Nothing ventured, nothing gained』? Well, no idea though? Risking my own life I plunge into the storm of swords, grasping onto the faint chances to stay afloat, and once again diving into the depths of carnage, and just drowning there! I’m managing to somehow slip through the gaps in incoming slashes, sticking my sword somewhere in between evasion and incoming attacks, but there is no chance for me to really get my head up.
The venture seems like an ultimate failure.
I ought to be more prudent with my investments, especially if I’m putting my own body on the line?

The swift and sharp steps have not an ounce of disorder, fusing into a beautiful and elegant gait, as if she is flying around me, so I’m assaulted at every step from all directions.

While it’s an extremely peaceful exercise, with both of us slashing at each other with wooden sticks, a moment of negligence can lead to being cut down by a stick.

Constantly keeping the weapon wrapped in mana, maintaining a steady supply, I continue my flurry of blows, with my mind processing things at an incredibly high speed, the world around decelerating into slow motion, and yet I’m barely able to match her attacks.

Applying even Teleportation and Gravity I swing the stick in instantaneous movements, stepping in as if not affected by gravity at all, dishing out irregular attacks that could come only from some sort of a crazed marionette, and yet even those are being evaded.

A boisterous sword dance at ultra high speed born from the combination of magic and various physical stats enhancements from skills.
The whole view is filled with nothing but glittering flashes of silver.
To put it simply, this is just impossible?

I had the hell beaten out of me.

However, my vengeance shall come tonight! And so will I! I shall reign the retribution with china dresses, and then exact my revenge with leotards! I have enough prepared for 38 rounds!

「「「Good job.
Really, are levels just a number? Do they mean anything?」」」

The unconscious gang seems to have revived, I wonder if they burned up everything they wanted to? The fact that there was a mousse, also means that jelly also can be made, you know? There will be no end to ONE MORE SET, after all, they are going to eat that as well, right?

「Phew? Level? Endurance, defense, destructive power, are the level.
Even SpE, the linear speed, is a part of offensive ability.
In this world, if you are outdone in exchange of blows you are done for.」

「But we can’t get a single hit in? Or even graze? Level 99’s speed is rendered meaningless.
」

You can’t call someone strong, who might die from even a graze.
After all, it’s impossible to dodge and evade everything.
For it to work one has to be something completely extraordinary like Armored Pres-san or have epic luck that broke through its limit.
Otherwise, it’s absolutely not possible.
In that case, sudden death would be completely unsurprising, and one day it will come.
The real strength is being able to take a hit and crush the enemy.

「If you were to go for a simultaneous KO, you’d win, so there is no need for you to go try to parry and evade that much? Kind of?」

Since level is endurance, defense, and destructive power, they have to effectively use charging and simply hurling themselves at the opponent, otherwise, not only will they have no chance to beat Armored Pres who is surpassing them in aptitude, but it simply won’t even be a fight.
She is an extraordinary existence that breaks every law and rule of this world through her technique alone, you know? You can’t take that as an example.

And now this extraordinaire looks greatly relieved.
She followed them as an observer, so she must’ve been bored, getting no action for herself.
So she beat her master out of boredom… Vengeance (Eros) is awaiting later! I’m going to feel good too!

Alright, time for a bath.

Then, let’s get every penny from the equipment bargain sale.
It’s about time I make some money or the reserves of rice and soy sauce won’t last much longer.
I probably should consider making another bulk purchase soon.
Since they have soy sauce, there also might be miso as well.
Kombu and Katsuobushi might be somewhere out there too, I’d like to check things out there, but there are too many dungeon expeditions, and the kingdom’s army should arrive in the near future.
Even female assassins might come.
I’m pretty sure being a good boy won’t get me a visit from Santa in this world, but there is still home for a visit from female assassins! I mean, I’m being a super good boy? No, wait, I feel like being a good boy won’t earn one a visit from beautiful female assassins? I wonder why?

I made money from the bargain sale, and also managed to bring everyone’s equipment to the minimum acceptable level.

Unfortunately, Armored Pres-san went to sleep after only 5 cheongsams and 2 leotards.
Even though the next one was my favorite, red cheongsam.
How regrettable.

And no one wants a visit from middle-aged men in black in the middle of the night, okay? Getting dudes after raising so many flags for female assassins, dammit, they are really useless! Change, please.
I mean, I don’t need dudes?