Isekaid Into Another World While About To Hit It Off With Gf! Oh sh*t!

So… where should I start? Umm… how about from cursing you, System? You good with it?

”… ”

No? Well, alright! Lets start from that then! Activate censor system!

Ok, now here I go!

”Ahem! Ahem! YOU FREAKING A$$ DONKEY! WHAT THE F#@$ YOU MEAN YOU F@@$$@# A$$ TRAN**IGRATED ME WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO HIT IT OFF WITH MY CUTE GF? HUH? ”

Kobi hammed desperately for breath after letting loose everything he had in store.

The victim of his curses being none other than the poor system who innocently admittedly that he transmigrated him right when he was about to hit it off with his depressed GF.

”No, just what did you expect from me when you told me that after I had to kneel for three hours at her door! THREE FREAKING HOURS!

”Just to convince her to see me so that I could prove to her that the girl she saw me with was my OWN FREAKING SISTER and that she didn need to send me DEATH THREATS EVERY F@#$#$# TEN MINUTES WITHOUT SPARING MY EXPLANATIONS A GLANCE!

”And just when things were about to clear up… I F@#$$#$ GOT ISEKAID HERE!! WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AT THAT! ”

Kobi gasped like a tired donkey, his mouth sucking in air like he wanted to deprive the world from its blessing.

«I-Im sorry» The systems timid, childish voice stuttered. Fearing another outburst.

”SORRY YOUR A$$! ” Kobi roared, his face could be mistaken for a tomato. He wasn this ashamed when he kneeled at his GFs door but now… his anger just wanted to wreck the world.

«…»

Kobi patted his chest- constantly heaving up and down and tried to get himself together.

”Alright you dumb kid! I don know what godforsaken system you are or what not but you have to send me back! ”

«I-Im sor-»

”THIS SHITTY INSTANT!! ” Kobi cut short the systems words, sweat sliding down the swollen veins on his forehead.

«Not possible.»

Kobi let out a deep breath, his face straight like a sheet, with his full force he controlled himself from lashing out and asked gently, the poor kids voice, the one calling himself system already seemed to be on tge verge of tears, ”Why? ”

«Th-The requirements, t-they haven been fulfilled y-yet»

Kobi sighed again, his fingers massaging his temples, ”What are the requirements again? ”

«Oh, the requirements are nothing big, honestly! Just thee destruction of this current world you are in!»

The childish voice cheered up, seeing that Kobi seemed to be calm now.

”Hmm! I see, destruction of this world! Nice, easy peasy lemon squeezy! ” Kobi nodded his head with an innocent smile.

”THE HECK IS EASY? WHAT LEMON SQUEEZY? ARE YOU FOR REAL? DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD? NOW AM I SOME DEMON KING OR WHAT YOU DIMPSHIT! ” Kobi gasped again, the veins on his forehead threatening to burst.

«Uwaaah!»

”Oh, Oi! Its okay, its okay! Don cry! Not angry, I am not angry! Calm down! Breathe easy! Breathe easy! ” Kobi sweated buckets, he wasn the type who loved hearing the cries of children. He was a sane man, alright?

He lived in a good family, had wonderful parents, a few scummy but still chill brothers and two sisters. One hotter than fire whilst the other, the one younger than him, more adorable than a teddy.

Sigh! Sadly, his older sister was just too hot… so when he went out with her, showing her around the city after she returned from overseas, his GF just happened to see them and guess what?

Instead of crying home, the girl came charging over, smacking the poor soul right on the cheek, in front of his sister. Pointing her slender finger to his sister, she swore she wouldn live past the month…

He still remembered those detestful eyes of the passerbys and the mocking laughter of his sister, consoling him back home.

«Re-really?» The system asked timidly.

”Y-ya! So just calm down and don cry again? Alright? Now tell me, where is your mommy-daddy? I wanna give them a piece of my mi__ ahem! ahem! I mean I want to enlighten them for sending a kid to deal with. ” Kobi smiled again, his lips twitching. Shouldn he be the one crying instead? Shouldn he be protesting instead? Huh?

«Mommy? Daddy? I don have that. The system is one and unique, and you
e the very first host of the system.»

Poor kid… probably an orphan! Kobi sighed in dejection.

«Noooo, the system is beyond such childish concepts!»

Kobis lips spasmed, ”You can hear my thoughts? ”

«Yep!»

Kobi imagined the kid nodding his head foolishly and smacked his face.

He collected himself and finally paid heed to his surroundings.

His eyes wandered left and right, spotting nothing but emptiness in the square corridor around him, the only thing he could see was the door in front of him.

”So… where am I and… you? ” Kobi rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

«Sh-Should I start the introductions?»

Kobi let out a heavy breath, closing his eyes to collect himself before shooting them open, he nodded his head, ”Go ahead! ”

«Alright, here I go! Ahem! Ahem!

Oh, you chosen one! The one summoned from the land of pests and bugs! Be grateful, as you have been bestowed the chance for greatness and glory!

Become the one and only in the universe to end the tides of evil!

To surpass all strength that exist and to become the only overlord, challenges have been created from which your disgusting stench shall be purified!

Succeed and rule all existence! Fail and you shall be thrown back to the swollen shit-hole from where you have been freed!

Shatter your chains! Boil in the pain!

And you shall be awarded… riches and power beyond any that could be wielded!

Prove yourself and glory is yours! Reject me, and only disdain shall be yours!

Now, brave warrior! Go forth! And go on! This great gacha system shall be yours to own!

And as a starting gift, to witness the power of this great system, this one generously throws a bone to you, unworthy dog.»

”… ” Kobi blinked his eyes, his face like that of a surprised kitty.

The F@#$… Kobi cursed, Land of pests and bugs? Swollen shit-hole? Throws a bone? Unworthy dog?

One by one, veins popped out of Kobis forehead.

”YOU SON OF AN UNGRATEFUL W@#$#!! I WAS BEING SHITTY GENEROUS AND YOU F@#$$#$ REPAY ME WITH THIS? DOG!? YOURE THE DOG! YOURE THE SWOLLEN SHIT-HOLE! YOURE THE PEST AND BUG AND THE DISGUSTING STENCH YOU SON OF ##$#@$@! ”

Kobis lips spasmed… his chest heaving up and down again.

«Sniff… sniff!! …Uwaaahhhh!»

”Holy shit?! ” Kobi jumped back, ”I get called a dog and the one who cries is you! Wow! I sure am impressed… ” Kobi stopped himself from adding bitch at the end, his lips trembled from the mere desire off it.

«Uwaaahhh!»

”Humph! Keep crying, I am not gonna console you this time. ” Kobi crossed his arms and looked away.

«Uwaaahhhh!»

”… ”

«Uwaaahhhh!»

”Aww! Alright, alright! I quit! I surrender! Stop crying, be a good baby! Be a nice baby! Woohoo! I am so happy! I am so kind! I don yell at all, what is yelling anyways? ”

«Sniff! Sniff… really? ”

Hearing the cowardly voice, Kobi sighed. His anger melted.

”Yea! ”

«WOOHOO! Brilliant!»

”… Anyways, how did you even come up with this… introduction? ”

«Oh, that? I just took it from somebodys novel on earth.»

Kobis lips spasmed. This childish system… just what could he say?

”Sigh… and that… bone you wanted to throw to a dog? ” Kobis lips twitched, he took deep breaths to bring himself to rationality.

Suddenly, a square box with question marks varying colours on each side appeared in front of him.

«This is the gift, click on it and a random, first ability will be gifted to you! Hehehe!»

Kobi stepped back wearily, ”You seem…. offily excited. ” Kobi gulped… wondering what else this system had in store.

«Oh! Even I have no clue whats gonna pop up! I am just the AIs responsible for dealing with you, everything else is handed over to other AIs. Including skill creation and skill distribution. I have zero clues to those matters and ignore the small stuff, come on. Lets open that bow! Box! Box! Box!»

Hearing the system chanting in his head, Kobi shook his head, ”Don be more excited than me, alright?! ”

A grin stretched across Kobis face, his bright gold pupils shone dazzlingly.

Seeing that the time had come, artificial wind hurled out of the box, blowing back Kobis blonde hair.

He smiled wildly while pushing back his curly hair obstructing his vision, ”Despite everything. Lets try to have some fun in this world? Shall we! Hahahah! Open! ”