Isekaid Into Another World While About To Hit It Off With Gf! Oh sh*t!

So… where should I start? Umm… how about from cursing you, System? You good with it?

”… ”

No? Well, alright! Lets start from that then! Activate censor system!

Ok, now here I go!

”Ahem! Ahem! YOU FREAKING A$$ DONKEY! WHAT THE F#@$ YOU MEAN YOU F@@$$@# A$$ TRAN**IGRATED ME WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO HIT IT OFF WITH MY CUTE GF? HUH? ”

Kobi hammed desperately for breath after letting loose everything he had in store.

The victim of his curses being none other than the poor system who innocently admittedly that he transmigrated him right when he was about to hit it off with his depressed GF.

”No, just what did you expect from me when you told me that after I had to kneel for three hours at her door! THREE FREAKING HOURS!

”Just to convince her to see me so that I could prove to her that the girl she saw me with was my OWN FREAKING SISTER and that she didn need to send me DEATH THREATS EVERY F@#$#$# TEN MINUTES WITHOUT SPARING MY EXPLANATIONS A GLANCE!

”And just when things were about to clear up… I F@#$$#$ GOT ISEKAID HERE!! WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AT THAT! ”

Kobi gasped like a tired donkey, his mouth sucking in air like he wanted to deprive the world from its blessing.

«I-Im sorry» The systems timid, childish voice stuttered. Fearing another outburst.

”SORRY YOUR A$$! ” Kobi roared, his face could be mistaken for a tomato. He wasn this ashamed when he kneeled at his GFs door but now… his anger just wanted to wreck the world.

«…»

Kobi patted his chest- constantly heaving up and down and tried to get himself together.

”Alright you dumb kid! I don know what godforsaken system you are or what not but you have to send me back! ”

«I-Im sor-»

”THIS SHITTY INSTANT!! ” Kobi cut short the systems words, sweat sliding down the swollen veins on his forehead.

«Not possible.»

Kobi let out a deep breath, his face straight like a sheet, with his full force he controlled himself from lashing out and asked gently, the poor kids voice, the one calling himself system already seemed to be on tge verge of tears, ”Why? ”

«Th-The requirements, t-they haven been fulfilled y-yet»

Kobi sighed again, his fingers massaging his temples, ”What are the requirements again? ”

«Oh, the requirements are nothing big, honestly! Just thee destruction of this current world you are in!»

The childish voice cheered up, seeing that Kobi seemed to be calm now.

”Hmm! I see, destruction of this world! Nice, easy peasy lemon squeezy! ” Kobi nodded his head with an innocent smile.

”THE HECK IS EASY? WHAT LEMON SQUEEZY? ARE YOU FOR REAL? DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD? NOW AM I SOME DEMON KING OR WHAT YOU DIMPSHIT! ” Kobi gasped again, the veins on his forehead threatening to burst.

«Uwaaah!»

”Oh, Oi! Its okay, its okay! Don cry! Not angry, I am not angry! Calm down! Breathe easy! Breathe easy! ” Kobi sweated buckets, he wasn the type who loved hearing the cries of children. He was a sane man, alright?

He lived in a good family, had wonderful parents, a few scummy but still chill brothers and two sisters. One hotter than fire whilst the other, the one younger than him, more adorable than a teddy.

Sigh! Sadly, his older sister was just too hot… so when he went out with her, showing her around the city after she returned from overseas, his GF just happened to see them and guess what?

Instead of crying home, the girl came charging over, smacking the poor soul right on the cheek, in front of his sister. Pointing her slender finger to his sister, she swore she wouldn live past the month…

He still remembered those detestful eyes of the passerbys and the mocking laughter of his sister, consoling him back home.

«Re-really?» The system asked timidly.

”Y-ya! So just calm down and don cry again? Alright? Now tell me, where is your mommy-daddy? I wanna give them a piece of my mi__ ahem! ahem! I mean I want to enlighten them for sending a kid to deal with. ” Kobi smiled again, his lips twitching. Shouldn he be the one crying instead? Shouldn he be protesting instead? Huh?

«Mommy? Daddy? I don have that. The system is one and unique, and you
e the very first host of the system.»

Poor kid… probably an orphan! Kobi sighed in dejection.

«Noooo, the s