I’ll Become a Villainess That Will Go Down in History

azed audacity she’d been running off before has completely vanished.
Now she’s just a pitiful, shaking little thing that’s still lying prostrate on the ground since she’s too weak to get up and run away.
Her eyes look desperate as they follow my approach.

“Don’t worry.
I don’t have any further business with you,” I assure her, smiling lightly down at her as I snatch the scissors from her grasp.

I’ve been thinking for a while that I was due for a cut.
When you keep the same hairstyle for so long, you’re bound to grow tired of it.

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I just never found the right timing.
Even if I told Father that I wanted to get it cut, I knew he’d never agree to it.
Well, I could have done it in secret I suppose, but that was more trouble than my trifling desire was worth.

And when I was fighting with Nate and he sliced through some of it with his sword, that also would have been a good opportunity…..
but I just never got around to it.
I’m a busy woman, after all.

However, there’s no time like the present, is there?

Holding the scissors tightly, I walk slowly back over to Carol.
As I stop in front of her, Carol looks at me dazedly, clearly puzzled by my actions.

And then, with one hand holding the scissors, and the other hand gripping my hair, I cut down hard.
Black hair flutters to the floor, landing on top of the light purple strands already scattered there.

Both Carol and Gilles are looking at me wide-eyed in shock.
If they were anymore surprised, I think their eyeballs might pop out of their heads.

“Now our hair is the same length.
I guess you were able to become a little more like me after all,” I say to her.
And then I give her a brilliant smile.

T/N: So~~? What did you think? Too violent? Just right? ………..Not enough? XD Regardless of whether the punishment was befitting of the crime, I think we can all agree that Jane probably won’t be coming back for more anytime soon hahaha.
Although, I could see her running to a certain someone to tattle and get her to come back for round three.
How awesome would that be? A big showdown between “good” and “evil”!? I can just picture all the other characters having to choose sides too.
A war would break out within the next generation of nobles!! It would be EPIC! (Again, can you tell I’ve always wanted to try translating an action story? LOL)

And we had some AMAZING answers to the poll this time around.
I was dying XD You guys are all so creative when it comes to punishments hahahaha.

But first, the more tame results about the audio option.
It looks like there isn’t a ton of interest in it, so it won’t become a regular thing.
But some people did enjoy it, and I had fun making it too, so I might still make some more stuff from time to time~ We’ll see haha.

And now…..
drum roll please…….
At the time of posting this, only ONE person chose the most correct answer from my options, one person cheated by having read ahead, and one write-in of “A spell that makes you feel like death is near, but just as Jane is about to lose consciousness, Alicia lifts the spell and leaves everyone in shock ” guessed it more perfectly than I was able to express.
Hats off to the three of you~ (Yes, cheater, you too.
It’s not like you read ahead on purpose haha, it was cause I took too long of a break XD) But seriously, to the one who penned the answer above, brava.
You were 100% correct! I am in awe of you!

For the rest of the write-in’s, I really did love them all.
But here are some that I just have to highlight! (In no particular order)

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Some kind of reflection spell so that everything jane did to others has now been done to herself.
Karma, you b*tch. (Yaaaaas.
Please!! This.
Would.
Be…….
AWESOME!!!!!) She’ll summon the translator and you’ll beat Jane up :p (Was this by the same person as last time? I still love it XD I’ve done kickboxing and judo and jiu jitsu…..
Let me at ‘er! Imma beat her senseless!) She’ll use the copying ability to make a Jane clone.
Then Jane 2 will punch Jane 1 in the nose and replace her. (Ugh, I’m dying XD This would be so funnyyyyyyy) She didn’t cast a spell.
Jane will make up something terrible all on her own, and believe that Alicia cast it on her.
Girl is cray-cray…  (No! Stop it!! This is too real.
That literally could have happened!! Cause that girl really is cray-cray hahaha) Alicia turned her into a flee and put that flee in a box and put that box in another and mailed it to herself and when it arrives… she smashed it with a hammer!! (please tell me you get this) (Or, to save on postage, you could just poison her with this~! Yzma, is that you~? XD) Alicia turned Jane into a frog in the classic witch fashion, where only the kiss of a prince can turn her back.
Fortunately, our prince in this case is Duke, so him throwing the frog in a blender is a more likely outcome. (The blender was a nice touch XD) An illusion spell? It’d be funny to see her sh*t herself in fear in front of everybody. She casts cleaning, someone needs to clean away the pieces of sh*t everywhere eh? (LOL, I feel like these two should be a package deal.
Take out the trash while you’re at it, would you? There is way too much human trash in these stories lol)

And, honorable mentions to all the readers who suggested dastardly things to do to her hair and all the tiny, easily squishable animals you thought she’d be transformed into hahaha.