help but praise this guy’s body, it was really good.

 

Tang Yu saw his unnatural expression, his small eyes from time to time, glanced at his eight pack abs, he couldn’t help but be interested, teasing: “I never wear clothes when I sleep.
What, do you have a nosebleed when you see a naked man? You really are a little pervert who came to steal underwear.”

 

Fang Ziming coughed, he had the heart to defend himself, but he couldn’t really tell him that he rolled out of the mirror, no one would believe that answer 800% of the time.

 

Tang Yu tilted his head to look at him, and his tone became softer: “Don’t be nervous, who doesn’t have a little hobby, you just like underwear? However, sneaking around and stealing from other people’s homes is wrong for you.”

 

“I’m not, I’m not.” Fang Ziming held up his hands, feeling he couldn’t defend himself, “I’m really not interested in your underwear!”

 

 

Tang Yu nodded, the hand that was squeezing his neck suddenly made force, then he pressed the youth on his back against the toilet tank, and asked in a low voice: “I don’t really care about the underwear thing.
We can talk first, how in the world did you get into my house?”


 

 

The man’s eyes were still very mild, Fang Ziming was forced to tilt his head, and met his his dark pool-like eyes, he inexplicably felt a chill down his back.
He struggled to break the hand on his neck, coughing while saying: “Cough, let go! I …… can’t breathe!

 

Tang Yu came up to him, his eyes tracing his face: “Say, what do you really want to do? Both times you sneaked in, you picked a time when I was at home, which shouldn’t be a mistake a habitual thief would make, right? I assume you didn’t want to steal anything from my house, you probably just wanted to get my attention, that’s good, I do notice you now.”

 

Fang Ziming: “Cough …… cough …… loose …… let go!”

 

Tang Yu: “Come on, tell me your reason, I can give you two minutes to defend yourself.

 

Fang Ziming slapped the large hand on his neck: “I’m going to be – choked to death – by you!”

 

Tang Yu stared at the corners of his increasingly red eyes for two seconds before finally slowly letting go of his hand.

 

Tch, it’s quite pretty.
He whistled softly in his heart.

 

Fang Ziming didn’t know what mess was going through this guy’s mind at this time, he just lifted his foot and effortlessly kicked the man caged above him away from himself, then panted violently while rubbing his neck and sitting up straight.

 

“I don’t know you, and I’m not trying to get your attention.” He glared at the man, coughing as he said, “You, just think of me as sleepwalking in.
It’s true that I was wrong to trespass, but I was just about to be choked to death by you, man, can you not be so impulsive!”

 

Tang Yu shrugged his shoulders and said rightfully, “If I know someone is going to harm me, do I have to take the initiative to hand a knife to the criminal?”

 

“For the last time, I’m not a criminal and I don’t want to get you killed.” Fang Ziming said in a hoarse voice, “I don’t want to be in your toilet all the time, making me look like a perverted peeping tom, this is really just a misunderstanding.”

 

Tang Yu: “Misunderstanding, do you think I’m dumb? You’re so fucking arrogant that you’re standing in front of me, and you can still just dilly-dally and not come in?”

 

 

“……” Fang Ziming nearly choked to death on him.
What kind of weird metaphor is that?


 

Tang Yu didn’t think there was any ambiguity in this statement, he put his hands on his arms, took a step back and leaned against the wall behind him, and said neatly, “Come on, only two minutes, please start your performance.”

 

“Act my ass, I’m being pinched by you, cough, I can barely speak.” Fang Ziming held his neck and wrinkled his eyebrows in pain: “Excuse me, can you give a glass of water to the wounded first.
My throat is really cracking, cough cough cough ……”

 

Tang Yu saw him look as if he could almost die on the spot in the next second, tsked under his breath and said impatiently, “So much bullshit.”

 

He turned around and went out of the toilet, thought about it and returned a few steps, turned his head and showed Fang Ziming a smile of unknown significance: “Little pervert, stay where you are and don’t move, dare to run you will be dead.
Understand?”

 

 

Fang Ziming: “I can run to where ah …… cough …… cough …… cough ……”

 

Fang Ziming coughed heavily for a while, and as he watched the person turn around and walk out of the restroom, he cautiously locked the door from outside.
The young man almost immediately put down his hands that were caressing his neck.
He took out his phone from his pocket and sent a WeChat message to his older brother.

 

[I’m entering the Mirror Realm again, you go back first, I’ll find a chance to contact you again.
Don’t worry, I’m safe.]

 

Seeing that the message was successfully sent, he stood up from the toilet lid in a flash, leapt to the sink in two steps, and once again slapped his right hand on the not-so-clean sink mirror.

 

“Magic mirror, magic mirror, hurry up and send me back, hurry up, GOGOGO!

 

 

So, the moment Tang Yu reopened the toilet door with his water cup and stepped in, he immediately found the strange little thief who was originally sitting on the toilet lid had once again disappeared in place.

 

Tang Yu: “……”

 

Very good, really bold enough.

 

He tilted his head and drank the water in the cup in one gulp, a low chuckle escaped his throat, “Interesting.”

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