Dungeon Defense (WN)

CH 313

Default Dyslexic Roboto Lora

ting a kingdom for demonkind is also okay.
However, now isn’t the time to be fighting your allies.
This is my advice to you, a legion commander, as the Demon Lord Army’s advisor.
Wait.”

Barbatos stuck her lips out in a pout.

“Habsburg, Frankia, and Brittany are all in ruins.
What more is there to wait for?”

“Well, Bernicia, Kalmar, Batavia, Teuton, Polish-Lithuania Commonwealth, Moscow, Castile, Sardinia, and Anatolia.
There are still a total of nine countries alive and well.”

Only three out of twelve nations have fallen.

In other words, three-quarters of humanity still remained.
This wasn’t nearly enough to say that humanity was facing an unprecedented crisis.

“If anything, the Demon Lord Army became weaker these past few years.
Not only have some of us died during the wars, but Baal and Agares are also dead.
Despite this, there’s only one reason we still look strong.”

“……Because we’re grouped up and they’re separated.
Is that it?”

I nodded.

Barbatos got upset.

“Then how long are we going to wait!?”

“Stop whining like a cat in heat.
Fine.
Wait until at least the Consul of Habsburg and the Queen of Brittany are dead.”

All the important human characters from the game should be dead from old age by that point.

Especially the Habsburg Republic.
As a whole, that nation is being maintained by Elizabeth’s charisma.
I’m sure it’ll fall apart immediately once Elizabeth is dead.

I stroked Barbatos’ side teasingly.

“Well, it’ll be a sixty-year wait at most.
That isn’t much to us when we live eternally.
Isn’t that right?”

“Damn it…… You seriously suck!”

Barbatos smacked my hand away.

“Hey! Whose side are you going to take if the Mountain Faction and the Plains Faction fight!?”

“Dear me.
Such a juvenile question that even children wouldn’t ask…….”

“Fuck, stop beating around the bush and answer me!”

Barbatos growled like a cat.

“What are you saying? I am not on the Mountain Faction’s side or the Plains Faction’s side.”

I touched her cheek with one hand.

“I’m on your side.”

“……Eh?”

“I don’t care if humans are trash or not.
I don’t care if your ideal is lofty or not either.
Barbatos, I will only be on your side.”

I slowly approached Barbatos’ lips.

Right when our lips were about to meet, woosh, Barbatos avoided my kiss.
I thought it was weird, so I tilted my head.

Barbatos’s expression quickly turned sour.

“……Wow, you’re terrible at this.”

Huh?

This wasn’t the reaction I was expecting.

How should I say it? I sort of wanted her to blush and act shy.
Laura and Ivar would fall head over heels for me if I said something like this to them, but Barbatos’ gaze became cold like she was staring at a pile of trash.

“Were you trying to woo me with that line? You retard.
Who would even fall for such disgusting words? That was so cringy.
The foie gras I had yesterday almost came back up.”

“…….”

Ivar and Laura were suddenly being treated as retards by Barbatos.

Barbatos had suddenly lowered Ivar and Laura to that of retards.

A corner of my mouth trembled.

“M-More like you lack any purity!”

“Purity? That sounds like some nonsense an ogre with a crush would say.
I’m not some virgin who’s never had a lover before.”

Barbatos let out a snort.

“Let me give you some advice as an adult.
Never say something like that ever again.
Especially in front of others.
Do you know how much you made my skin crawl? The tiny bit of affection I have left for you in my heart almost ran away because of that.”

“What……?”

“Honestly, you should be grateful I didn’t sock you.
You probably would’ve lost your tongue by now if I weren’t your lover.
Keke.”

Barbatos let out a hearty laugh.

It had been so long since I was last mocked that my entire body shook.
How dare someone who gets dragged around by the nose by Laura look down on my romantic moves? I can overlook most things, but not this!

I opened my mouth.

“Big talk coming from someone who loses to a human child—.”

It was at that moment.

Barbatos’s face suddenly got closer, and, as if this was a predetermined sequence of events, she stole my lips in the smoothest way possible.
It was a surprise attack in a moment of haste.
I opened my eyes wide.

Barbatos’ soft tongue entered my mouth.
It wasn’t a rough kiss.
Her tongue twirled around mine so gently that it felt like she was stroking it.
I missed my timing to close my mouth as I was swept up in Barbatos’ pace.

Shortly after, the kiss ended and Barbatos slowly backed away.

She had a smirk on her face as if she had just pulled a great prank.

“Brat, this is how you woo someone.”

“…….”

“That mouth of yours won’t get anything done if you’re nothing but talk.
Understand?”

Barbatos hummed as she stood up.

I hastily shouted at Barbatos who was leaving the underground spring.

“Y-You’re running away after getting me all worked up!?”

Damn it.
I unintentionally stuttered.

My lower body was now demanding a stronger simulation.
It wouldn’t make sense to stop here.
Despite this, that lecherous Barbatos feigned ignorance despite knowing full well what she had done.

“That’s not my problem.
Go masturbate or something.”

“You’re treating your husband pretty terribly ever since you started going out with Laura, huh!?”

“Husband my ass.
If you don’t like it, then ask Paimon for a house call.”

She cackled loudly.

As expected of a sadist.

Barbatos seemed strangely pleased for some reason.

TL Note: Thanks for reading the chapter.
I wonder if this is where that kiss from the LN is from.
Dantalian got his mouth violated.
So sad.
He’ll never recover from this.

On another note, it was a busy holiday.
I went to meet relatives and I found out that my dad adopted a dog.
He doesn’t live with us and I only see him during these big holidays, so, sadly, I’ll rarely ever get to see the dog.
That was the most noteworthy thing that happened to me, although my brother’s wife did announce she was pregnant, I already knew that.

In any case, I’ll see you guys in the next chapter.
Back to work tomorrow.