Dungeon Defense (WN)

She was a perverted lunatic, a megalomaniac, and a mental patient.
Ivar thought she would go mad whenever she had to watch Daisy suddenly stand still and close her eyes for four minutes while in the middle of cleaning or torturing.

Her second eccentricity.

Daisy would sexually harass Ivar a fair bit.
She would bring her body close and furtively bump into Ivar.
At first, Ivar thought she just had to be more mindful of the other person.

However, once Daisy went beyond merely bumping bodies and went as far as to brush the back of her hand against Ivar’s butt and thighs, Ivar realized the severity of the situation.
This little girl wasn’t satisfied with only torturing Ivar mentally and was resorting to sexually assaulting her physically!

“Teacher.”

Ivar gave a warning in a quiet but firm tone.

“When it comes to tasks related to my work, I am ready to accept and learn all of them.
Even if the tasks are irrational, I do not care as long as I am helping His Highness Dantalian.
However, if you intend to harass me regardless of my duty, then I will inform the others.”

“I apologize.”

Did Ivar’s warning work?

The girl who looked like she lacked blood, tears, and brain cells finally apologized.
Ivar felt relieved.
Thankfully, it seems there was still a sliver of rationality left inside of the child.
This was what Ivar thought.

However, the words that followed made Ivar’s head go empty again.

“My hand went out unconsciously because of how charming Miss Ivar is.”

“……Pardon me?”

There was a moment of silence.
Ivar gulped.
She couldn’t control her trembling voice.

“T-Teacher, I am a girl……though?”

“I know.
I also have eyes.”

Daisy responded.

“Referentially, I am a lesbian.”

After that day, the number of times Ivar and Daisy conversed decreased drastically.

In other words, the girl known as Daisy was crazy about getting soaked in blood and torturing people, has a slime inside her at all times, believes that the slime squirms when her blood-related brother masturbates, and she also happens to be a lesbian.

Ivar has never met or heard about someone this insane during the past 3,000 years of her life.

Finally, a month passed since she became a maid.

“Chancellor, I apologize, but I can no longer take this!”

Ivar went to the Chancellor’s office.
You could say that Ivar had superhuman patience when you consider that she managed to endure this for a whole month.
Most heroes would’ve probably surrendered by the second day.

“The Head Maid is a lunatic! Please do not think of this as someone simply complaining about their superior.
I can recount forty-seven perverted things the Head Maid has done off the top of my head!”

“Miss Ivar.”

Lapis stared at Ivar impassively.

“I apologize but the order of this organization depends on this.
The Head Maid’s authority would become flimsy if I were to suddenly assign you a new position.”

“But Chancellor……!”

Ivar shouted desperately, almost on the brink of tears.

“The Head Maid already touched my thighs five times today! This kind of treatment is incomprehensible!”

“Only five times?”

Lapis tilted her head.

“His Highness Dantalian has a habit of taking Military Affairs Minister Laura, while she is on a walk, and having intercourse with her for five hours.
Compared to that, the Head Maid’s actions are incredibly sound.”

“…….”

What in God’s name is up with this Demon Lord Castle? Ivar’s head felt like it was ringing.

“B-But His Highness Dantalian is the ruler of this castle.
That is an exception.
The Head Maid cannot be put on the same ground.”

“The Head Maid is also His Highness’ personally adopted daughter.
Moreover, she also made two sizable contributions during the previous war.
She is undeniably worthy enough to be allowed some special privileges.”

“Uugh…….”

This inflexible half-succubus!

Ivar became enraged.
From a systematic viewpoint, Lapis was right.
However, Ivar was someone who leads an organization, not a footsoldier who gets sacrificed for one.

It couldn’t be helped.
Ivar decided to pull out her trump card.

“Rank 1 Office Worker Lapis Lazuli.
It is me.
I am your employer, Ivar Lodbrok.”

“……?”

Lapis gave Ivar a confused gaze.

“I did not receive a report telling me that Miss Ivar has mythomania.”

“It is not surprising that you do not believe me, but it is the truth.
The Ivar Lodbrok you have seen until now was a doll that I have been controlling.”

Lapis naturally didn’t give her the time of day.

After desperately trying to convince Lapis for a while, Ivar finally got a chance to prove herself.
She used a teleportation scroll to teleport to Keuncuska with Lapis and took her to a secret room.
It was there that she showed Lapis her doll manipulation ability.

Lapis raised her brows in surprise.

“So Miss Ivar really is Lodbrok.”

“Do you believe me now, Lapis Lazuli?”

“Yes, Chief.”

Ivar was moved.

Finally, she was going to be free from that crazy and perverted human.

“Now please hear me out.
I swear to the Goddess that that human child is not your normal lunatic.
I want to get away from under her as soon as possible.”

“Please wait.”

Lapis dug through her coat pocket and took out a piece of parchment.
She respectfully handed the piece of paper to Ivar.
Ivar’s brow twitched.

“What is this?”

“My letter of resignation.”

What?

“I had resolved myself to fully go under His Highness Dantalian as his vassal a long time ago.
However, I was unable to get the opportunity to give you my letter of resignation.
What a coincidence.
Thank you for all this time.”

“…….”

Ivar was so shocked that he responded like a girl in the body of an old man.

“T-Then what about my workplace?”

“It will stay unchanged as the Head Maid’s assistant.”

It felt like Lapis had become the king of the underworld and she was sentencing someone to hell.

She bowed deeply.

“I hope we get along well, ‘Miss’ Ivar Lodbrok.”

“…….”

Ivar cursed the world.

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