Dungeon Defense (WN)

i and Gamigin as well?”

“Yup.”

I clapped.

“I’m glad that you understand quickly.”

“━Go die, you son of a bitch.”

Barbatos kicked me with all her strength.

I predicted that Barbatos would attack me, so I barely managed to dodge her.
Barbatos’ face was incredibly red as she shot words at me rapidly.

“Are you an idiot? Are you stupid? Insane? Crazy? You’re completely mental!”

“No, relax and think about it calmly.
This is actually a lot more rational…….”

“You took my virginity, you shitty bastard!”

Barbatos got up.

“I may be about free love, but you know? You were my first man! Do you think I would’ve had sex with you without any thoughts or feelings? Dear God.
I know your mind is in the gutter, but how could you say something as ridiculous as that? How could you say that you’d also sleep with that bitch Paimon in front of m━.”

“I also prefer you the most!”

I raised my hands and shouted.

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“You empty-headed idiot, why are you only able to think about one thing!? Let’s say that I slept with Paimon and Gamigin! Despite this, what do you think would happen if rumors spread that Dantalian cherishes Demon Lord Barbatos the most!? God damn it, then that would make you, Barbatos, the greatest out of every female Demon Lord!”

“…….”

Barbatos paused.

“……I would be placed above Paimon and Gamigin?”

“Yeah! Your pride can fucking shoot right through the roof! Don’t you think people will ask me which Demon Lord I cherish the most out of all the ones I’ve slept with? At that time, fuck, I can fucking tell them that I’ve tasted all of the beautiful Demon Lords in the world but none of them compares to Barbatos!”

I swung my fist in the air.

“It’d be over with that! You would quite literally become my favorite at that point! Do you understand? Paimon, Sitri, and Gamigin will become nothing more than lovers whom I enjoy one-night stands with, but, Barbatos, you will be worshipped as the heroine who has even the greatest debauchee on the palm of your hands!”

“…….”

Barbatos’ expression contorted.

“……Shut up.
Damn it, you’re making bullshit not sound like bullshit because you’re the one talking…….”

“Of course it doesn’t sound like bullshit since it isn’t bullshit!”

“I told you to shut your trap, you fucker.”

Her tone was rough, but I had a feeling.
She was currently getting convinced by me.
I could tell.
She just wasn’t convinced from an emotional point of view.

I had to push her more in a time like this.

This was a significant issue.
I’m going to live for thousands of more years as a Demon Lord and like hell I was going to let Barbatos hold me down already! I’m not the one who should be the lover between us, it’s her.

“Hey, Barbatos.
I’m doing this all for your sake.”

“You talk so well even though your trap is twisted…….
How could sleeping with other women be for my sake!?”

“This is your golden opportunity to crush Paimon as a ‘woman’.”

Quietly, I whispered into Barbatos’ ear.

If someone were to see me from the side, then they would’ve probably called me the Devil.
Well, that didn’t matter to me.
I’ve always wanted to become the Devil.

“Don’t you want to win against Paimon? Not simply as a Demon Lord, but as a woman, don’t you want to crush her under your feet? Don’t you want to drop Paimon’s pride and dignity to the bottom of a pit and let out a big laugh?”

“Uu……uugh…….”

Barbatos groaned.
She was gripping her head with her hands in torment.
I continued to whisper like a general who was about to conquer an impenetrable fortress with one more push.

“It’s honestly disgruntled you, hasn’t it? I heard that Paimon would always call you a brat.
She’d call you the washboard Demon Lord who does laundry on her chest.
Does it not hurt your pride? Is it fine for you to leave Paimon be like this? The people of the demon world probably compare you two all the time.”

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“Uuuugh…….”

“Let’s show the world.”

I gently stroked Barbatos’ head.

“Having big breasts isn’t great.
It’s because you’re small, no, the smaller the girl, the more charm you have.
The ignorant masses are ignoring this truth.
Barbatos, this might be your last opportunity to make Paimon taste utter defeat…….
Don’t you think so as well? When do you think you’ll sleep with another man besides me?”

“But……I don’t want to share the same man with Paimon.”

Her voice had become weak.
This basically meant that she had been defeated.

I let out a yell of delight in my mind.
Barbatos has a type of complex.
She was the only one with a small frame when the Demon Lord army was filled with curved beauties.
I had made use of this complex of hers.

“This is taking one step back to take two steps forward, no, a hundred steps forward.
A war to defeat Paimon.
You have to be able to endure some losses.
Isn’t that only natural?”

“You, idiot……what certainty do you have……that Paimon would sleep with you, let alone Sitri and Gamigin.”

Barbatos made a sulky face as she looked up at me.
The way she was gritting her teeth looked quite cute.

“Sorry.
I didn’t tell you because I thought you’d get upset.”

I gave Barbatos a serious gaze.

“Actually, Paimon has made passes at me twice already.”

“What……?”

“Sitri already likes me, and Gamigin, well, I noticed it before, but I think I can convince her with a little persuading.”

Barbatos became dumbstruck.

“D-Don’t lie! Why would Paimon like someone like you!?”

“It’s the truth.
Do you know what she told me? She told me you two used to date in the past.”

“…….”

Barbatos shut her mouth.

“You two told each other that if either of you ended up liking a guy, then you’d both be very curious to see that man for yourselves.
Paimon told me that she never expected to have the same man in her mind as you.”

“U-Uugh……!?”

Checkmate, Barbatos.

I spoke with a furtive smile.

“Barbatos, give me a little push.
I will raise you up as the greatest female Demon Lord.
Who do you think I am? I’m Dantalian.
The man who breached the Black Mountains and burned all of Habsburg down.
You believe me, don’t you?”