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North River’s Loose Practitioner.

 

The hard to come by Medicine Master then emerged.
He’s a man who held his words like gold.
He rarely spoke out, yet this time he actually entered four words: “Hoping for too much.”

 

“?” Three Waves was confused.

 

But Medicine Master who treated words like gold naturally wouldn’t explain any further.

 

“Look at the new member’s dao name’s prefix.” North River’s Loose Practitioner explained, if one doesn’t court death he wouldn’t die, will brother Three Waves forever be unable to understand this principle?

 

“Prefix? Spiritual Butterfly Island?” It was as if Mad Saber Three Waves still had no reaction.

 

“That’s right, Spiritual Butterfly Island! To add on to that a senior! Does that not remind you of someone?” North River’s Loose Practitioner pointed out.

 

After quite a while, Mad Saber Three Waves suddenly understood, and sent a line of ‘kneeling’ emojis, “It’s that Spiritual Butterfly Respected Sage that fusses over every single detail?”

 

Honourable Spiritual Butterfly was a strong senior.
Everything about him was good; he’s upright and chivalrous…….
It’s just that he liked to argue with others about all kinds of insignificant things, and had reached the peak of the dao of fussing over minor details.
While others may fuss over minor details, he fusses over every single detail!

 

North River’s Loose Practitioner was angry to the point that his mouth was twitching: “This wasn’t how I warned you!”

 

Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch sighed, he truly couldn’t bear to keep watching.
“Three Waves, that old friend of mine only minimized the chat group, he hasn’t gone offline.”

 

Which means…… The chat record might be seen.

 

No, it would definitely be seen!

 

Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch truly couldn’t bear to keep watching Three Waves court death, no matter what, he was still his chat group’s junior.

 

“Fuck me, I’m dead.” It was as if Mad Saber Three Waves has peeked into the near future where Spiritual Butterfly Respected Sage would come to pay him a visit, and execute all sorts of torture onto him.
His eyes were once again moist.
It seems like this time, he may have offended an even more troublesome big time senior?

 

At this time, Three Waves screamed, “True Monarch, please help me intercede!”

 

Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch gave an emoji that showed a cold back figure.

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The people of the chat group no longer paid attention to Three Waves’ wails that sounded like those of a defeated dog, and changed topics.

 

North River’s Loose Practitioner asked the group master, “How are you going to deal with ‘Mt.
Books’ High Pressure’?”

 

Su Clan’s Ah Qi said, “Do you want to kick him? After all he’s just an ordinary person, and so he’s not really suitable to chat with us.”

 

“Ahem, since it was an accidental invite by esteemed me, it can also be considered fate.
Let esteemed me calculate a divination, then decide how to handle this.” Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch replied.
The main point was that he suddenly invited the other party into the group, if he just kicked him now, won’t it mean that he loses a lot of face?

 

Which was why at the very least he should use divination to pretend for a bit as an excuse, then kick the person afterwards.

 

First, this way, it would demonstrate his grand and magnificent style.

 

Second, not long ago he suddenly felt a great interest towards divination.
He had studied it for a few months, so his hands were now itching for action.
No matter what he does, he liked to calculate its divine value beforehand.

 

With that said, using the book 《Tang Verses Song Phrases》 as a base for his divination, he waved his hands, and executed a secret technique of divination.
This shamanic power extracted the meaning from the lyrics of a poem, and formed the shape of a trigram.

 

His execution of divination this time went extremely smoothly.
Since Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch first began learning how to divinate, this was the first time he experienced this feeling while executing the divination technique!

 

With a happy face he looked at the divinatory trigram’s results.

 

Then……

 

Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch’s face turned downcast.

 

Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch’s complexion turned ugly.

 

He looked at the divinatory trigram: Willing to be two birds flying wing to wing in the sky, on earth willing to be two trees with branches intertwined.

(TL: This means wishing for conjugal bliss)

 

In his memory this verse was written by a poet Bai Juyi during the Tang Dynasty, a true classic.
From then on it was used by people to describe love?

 

Immediately, Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch felt depressed.

 

Wing to wing my ass, intertwining branches my ass! Willing to be a intertwining branch, esteemed me might as well hang myself on the southeast branch!

(TL: Suicide)

 

It can’t be that he, the great Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch has to go to that likely male ‘Mt.
Books’ High Pressure’ and conduct an inseparable world-shaking romance? This led him to think of Long Yangjun from Huaxia’s Warring States period.
This made him feel as if he just swallowed a cockroach, ridiculously disgusted.

 

“This definitely is because esteemed me’s cultivation level in divination techniques is insufficient.
After all I have only studied it for a month…… So esteemed me should try calculating the divinatory trigram once more! That’s right, this must be it!” Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch once again executed the divination secret technique, the deep energies once again flipped 《Tang Verses Song Phrases》.

 

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Again, the meaning of another verse was extracted.

 

This time the divination secret technique revolved incredibly smoothly, Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch felt great, it will surely hit the target!

 

He looked towards the divinatory trigram.

 

Then……

 

True Monarch’s face paled.

 

Divinatory trigram: “After being together for a long time, even if a pair has been separated, how can their relationship easily change from sunrise to sunset!”

 

Sunset your grandfather!

 

“Esteemed me doesn’t believe in this supernatural bullshit!” Mt.
Yellow True Monarch once again reset the trigram.

 

This time he felt even more mighty.
Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch felt his divinatory trigram cultivation level increasing by leaps and bounds at this moment!

 

This time will hit the mark for sure!

 

He looked down to see the divinatory trigram: “Turn back suddenly, and discover that your destined person is there, by the waning lantern lights.”

 

“…….”

 

“Deep breaths, deep breaths.” Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch had firmly decided on what to do with the 《Tang Verses Song Phrases》.
Tilting his head 45 degrees upwards, he looked depressedly up towards the sky, what a melancholic feeling!

 

Continuing on, True Monarch resolutely tore apart the hardcover version of 《Tang Verses Song Phrases》 in his hands.
While ripping it apart he forcefully nodded: “Sure enough, esteemed me does not possess talent in the area of divination techniques and wasn’t made to be a divination master.
Therefore, the divinatory trigram’s results that esteemed me acquired must all be failures!”

 

He then tossed the torn 《Tang Verses Song Phrases》 to one side, in his heart he silently vowed never again to cheaply divinate anything!

 

With the hardcover Verses Phrases torn and thrown to the side, True Monarch typed, “That Mt.
Books’ High Pressure…… Let’s keep him for now.
Esteemed me just divinated, and discovered that he and esteemed me are connected by fate.
Adding him to the group was no random accident, it was inevitable! As for what the future holds for him, that will depend on his luck.”

 

True Monarch used vocabulary from various divination techniques.
As for the divinatory trigram’s results, he wouldn’t reveal a word even if someone beat him to death!

 

Damn, even if there was fate, that fate definitely was a bastardly fate!

 

“Then let’s leave it be for now.
Anyways he would probably leave the group soon enough.
Come to think of it, what was the result of True Monarch’s divinatory calculation?” North River’s Loose Practitioner had heard before that True Monarch was learning divination techniques, and so he was very curious as to what this senior had divined.

 

“…..” Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch: “Oh right, you guys continue chatting, I have an urgent matter so I’ll leave first.”

 

Finishing his words, he rapidly went offline leaving behind the bewildered North River’s Loose Practitioner.