Cultivation Chat Group

m were a match for him in a one on one.

 

The moment after Mad Saber Three Waves spoke.

 

Another naughty smile emoji popped up, belonging to Su Clan’s Ah Qi.

 

Su Clan’s Ah Qi happily followed with: “When do you want fight one on one?”

 

Obviously, Su Clan’s Ah Qi didn’t have any intention of taking joy in others’ calamity, he just wanted to fight with someone.

 

“……” Mad Saber Three Waves immediately withered.

 

It was because he couldn’t beat Ah Qi!

 

His cultivation was profound.
He had already reached the 5th level late stage Spirit Lord, and was just a hair’s breath from 6th level Spirit Lord, but he couldn’t beat Ah Qi in a fight.

 

His 72 Paths Saber technique was both fast and fierce, and he also possessed lightning fast body techniques, yet he still couldn’t defeat Ah Qi.

 

He was known as Mad Saber, his wrath terrifies even he himself, but he just couldn’t beat Ah Qi!

 

When the others in the group saw Three Waves wilting, they unbridledly sent lines of smiling emojis once again.

 

“……” This time, Mad Saber Three Waves could only sullenly post a line of dots.

 

The people in the group had been noisy for so long, yet they still hadn’t heard a word from the new member, which made them feel a little baffled.

 

“Our new fellow daoist is not making a sound?” North River’s Loose Practitioner asked.

 

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That’s right, because of the cold medicine’s effects, Song Shuhang had once again entered a half asleep state.

 

At this time, Su Clan’s Ah Qi happily sent a piece of news: “I took a look, the new fellow daoist is called ‘Mt.
Books’ Huge Pressure’.
Has anyone heard of an expert with this dao name? This dao name sounds a little like a scholarly sect’s practitioner? This is so exciting! These years, scholarly sects’ practitioners have been living very deeply in seclusion so it’s not even possible to find them.
It has already been nearly a hundred years since I’ve fought with them!

 

Now that I think about it, scholarly sects’ practitioners are even more unwilling to fight than buddhist sects’.
Not only are they adept at glib speech, but their fists are also hard.
Moreover, when the fight gets interesting they will heroically hum poetry to make things multiple times more fun! I love fighting them the most.”

 

“Ah Qi, when it comes to new fellow daoists, are you forever only interested in whether they could be a good fight, and whether it is fun to fight them?” Mad Saber Three Waves sent a crying face emoji.
This is practically an evil tyrant’s way you know?!

 

“Erm.” Su Clan’s Ah Qi felt a little embarrassed.

 

North River’s Loose Practitioner smirked nastily and said, “Could it be he’s another big time senior who doesn’t know how to use the chatting tool?”

 

Once he said that, everyone started to feel like, isn’t this the scene of being ignored?

 

That’s right, right about four years ago there seemed to have been a senior who came out of closed-door cultivation after over a hundred years.
She too had difficulties getting on the chatting software, and was added to the group by Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch.
Yet because she didn’t know how to type, she couldn’t send messages.

 

Afterwards, someone named Mad Saber Three Waves happily spoke like a pervert in front of this senior, asked for the senior to post her three sizes, asked her to send her photo, and also asked for voice chat etc.

 

Then…… A few days after, Mad Saber Three Waves saw this senior with his own eyes.
She was a very pretty senior, dazzling and beautiful like the bright moon in the night sky.

 

What followed after that was, this pretty senior tortured Mad Saber Three Waves for an entire one year and four months, before she left perfectly satisfied.

 

At this time, Mad Saber Three waves suddenly kneeled.

 

“Mt.
Yellow?” This time, someone with the ID ‘Medicine Master’ sent a message.

 

An unfathomable and brief message, with no head nor tails.

 

Luckily the group members had long been accustomed to Medicine Master’s short messaging habits, is he asking where the group master Mt.
Yellow True Monarch is?

 

The reason Medicine Master’s messages are short wasn’t because he had a cold and proud nature.
Instead, it was because he was doing two-finger push-ups while in handwriting mode, which made his speed outrageously slow.
When he increased the number of words written there would also be more chances of a mistake, and to keep deleting and rewriting was peerlessly painful.
This was why Medicine Master’s messages were as short as possible.
As time passed, it became like this, a socializing style with words as rare as gold.

 

“He went offline immediately after sending the invitation, I heard his family’s treasured Great Devil Dog got angry and left home again, Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch chased after it again.”

 

“……” Medicine Master.

 

“In that case, we can only wait for our new fellow daoist to learn how to use the chatting tool before we chat.” Su Clan’s Ah Qi sighed.
They all knew first impression was the strongest, and believed that the new member was also one of them.

 

Seeing that the new fellow daoist had no reaction, the others online weren’t entertained, then gradually lurked.

 

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Approximately one hour later, Song Shuhang gradually became more clear-headed as he woke up.

 

“I remember that just a moment ago, someone added me to a group, the Nine Provinces (1) group.” he muttered softly.
Conveniently expanding the chat tool on the lower right part of the screen, he brought up the Nine Provinces (1)’s chat window.

 

What kind of group is this?

 

In an instant, one hour’s worth of chat logs appeared on the screen.

 

Song Shuhang roughly skimmed through it.

 

Fellow Daoist? Cultivation cave? Cultivation level?

 

There’s even seniors? True Monarch? This majesty? Hunting down the Great Devil Dog?

 

All kinds of vocabulary straight from Xianxia Novels.

 

The way people talked in this group was also very peculiar, ancient, but not entirely ancient, plain, but not entirely plain.
This type of speech gave people the feel of a modern person trying to sound ancient.
Unfortunately, lacking knowledge in the fundamentals of “classical chinese”, it led to a very awkward exchange.

 

“Chi~~” Song Shuhang started audibly laughing.

 

It seems that this was a XianXia aficionado group?

 

Oh no, this definitely wasn’t the normal Xianxia fan group!

 

Every single member in this group had given themselves a dao name, the place they live in was called a cultivation cave, even the pet the group master lost was described as family’s Great Devil Dog abandoning his home.
There’s even someone who proclaimed that he had not fought with any scholarly sects for over a hundred years or something.
 Doesn’t that mean that person claimed to have already lived several hundred years?

 

Looking at this log, Song Shuhang developed a feeling of shame.

 

“To be obsessed to this degree, it seems like they have already been afflicted by Chuunibyou syndrome.
Furthermore, it is a very specific Huaxia-flavored Xianxia disease.” Song Shuhang concluded.

 

Seems like, this was the Xianxia chuunibyou victims’ assembling point!

 

This was his first impression of the members in ‘Nine Provinces (1) Group.’

 

But why did they decide to add him?

 

Looking at the account information of Mt.
Yellow’s True Monarch, Song Shuhang determined that this person was not his classmate, he definitely not did recognise this guy at all.

 

Was this an accidental invite?