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“Just sit there and don’t move.
I’ll take control of the in-game character.
And then… when I tell you to smile, make sure to reveal a dazzling smile.
That’s it,” Doudou said.

Good.
If it’s just smiling, I should be able to do it.

Song Shuhang sat in front of the computer and turned on the webcam.

Doudou opened the chat program and logged in with his own account.

“Wife, start the video call! It’s time to look at your handsome husband!” The pekingese Doudou quickly typed on the keyboard.

After seeing Doudou shamelessly boasting like that, Song Shuhang got a little embarrassed—because he was this ‘handsome husband’.

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“Ah? Husband, you can finally make a video call?” The little girl quickly replied, starting the video call at the same time.

Soon, the picture of a 17 or 18 years old girl appeared on the screen.
Her complexion was even ruddier than yesterday; she appeared more lively than ever.

And, Song Shuhang’s face also appeared on the girl’s computer.
Compared to that picture from several years ago, he appeared more mature.
He was brimming with energy.

“I can make a video call.
However, the audio isn’t working yet.
You’ll have to bear with it,” Doudou quickly replied.
Then, he said to Song Shuhang, “Snap out of it.
Look at the webcam and show a gentle smile.”

Song Shuhang waved his hand at the webcam and revealed a very natural smile.

“So handsome! Husband~ I like you so much!” The little girl pouted and sent a kiss.

Song Shuhang felt his face become red; this was just too embarrassing.

“Come, come, come.
Let’s play the game.
Today, we won’t go to conquer any zone; we’ll go to kill people! Yesterday, I spent all night collecting the Five Stars War God Set.
Therefore, we’ll give a good lesson to those guys that camped and killed you repeatedly yesterday!” Doudou said excitedly.
Then, he turned toward Song Shuhang and said, “Go, make a self-confident and cool expression.
Try to collaborate a bit!”

Song Shuhang took a deep breath.
Then, his eyes started to shine; now, his face was brimming with self-confidence.

“Husband~~ you’re incredible! I love you so much!” The little girl laughed happily.

Song Shuhang looked at the webcam and raised his thumb in approval.
But after that last sentence, his embarrassment had reached the limit, and this made him lose his mind.
Therefore, he decided to throw away the little dignity he had left!

Doudou and the girl quickly entered the game and started to chop people up.

Song Shuhang was to coordinate with Doudou.
Therefore, he made all kinds of different expressions.
A handsome expression, an excited one, one where he was laughing like a madman and so on.

He felt as if he was on his way to becoming a superstar!

When he was free, he took his mobile phone and went on the website of the campus to see some news.

Then, a news picked his interest.

“Absolutely shocking.
Today, the earth near the electronic shopping center in the vicinity of Jiangnan College Town gave in! The hole left behind by this subsidence of the earth has a diameter of 30 meters! According to the witnesses, there was a deafening explosion just before the earth gave in.
The cause of this subsidence of the earth is still unknown.
We encourage all the students in the nearby areas to pay attention.”

This news was already on the website of the campus?

Hopefully, the government will come up with a cause for this ‘subsidence of the earth’.

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Then, he kept scrolling through the website of the campus.

After scrolling for a while, a familiar name picked his interest—Zhuge Yue.

[Wahaha, I laughed so much that I thought I was going to die! This is our Chinese Kung Fu seen through the eyes of a foreigner—danger ahead, proceed with caution.
Don’t drink water while watching this video!]

Then, there was a video taken from a mobile phone as well as a brief introduction.

“Last night, I accompanied my mother during a business reception.
It was to welcome the foreign partner that had come to inspect the company.
Then, this foreigner drank quite a bit during the evening banquet.
At that point, he decided to show a few Chinese Kung Fu moves to the people at the reception.
He said he learned these moves from an expert when he attended the athletic competition at his daughter’s school.
Anyway, enough chit-chat.
Look at the video!”

Song Shuhang froze on the spot—Chinese Kung Fu, foreigner, athletic competition, expert?

When alone, these words didn’t tell him anything.
However, when he put them together… they gave him a very bad feeling.

He clicked on the video.

A tall and big foreigner appeared on the screen.

“Hiccup~ Today, I drank to my heart’s content.
Everyone, let me show you a bit of Chinese Kung Fu! Chinese~ Kung~ Fu~! I recently attended the athletic competition at my daughter’s school, and there, I met an expert.
And after begging this person, I finally received a set of lost techniques!” The foreigner spoke in an awkward Mandarin.

Then, he cupped his hands and saluted everyone.

At this time, he started to perform the so-called Chinese Kung Fu.

“Yi, Er, San, Si, Wu, Liu, Qi, Ba… Er, Er, San, Si, Wu, Liu, Qi, Ba… Si, Er, San, Si, Wu, Liu, Qi, Ba!” The foreigner started to shout this slogan.
This was the ‘Second Chapter of the Calisthenics Radio Music ❮The Times are Calling❯’.
Everyone was taken by surprise and thoroughly shocked! [3]

The whole audience was rendered speechless by the ‘lost technique’ of this foreigner.

Several Chinese shareholders tried to suppress their embarrassment and decided to give him an applause!

Actually, they couldn’t help but stand up and applaud! Otherwise, they would have been unable to hold back their laughter! Therefore, they started to applaud to keep themselves occupied, so as to avoid laughing rudely.

And, in the worst case, they could cover their laughter with the sound of the applause!

In the video, Zhuge Yue already had a flowery smile on her face and was shaking all over.

Song Shuhang covered his face from shame, not daring to look straight anymore.
Because, covering his face alone wasn’t enough to describe his current feelings—he knew this foreigner.

It was Joseph ‘Guy’ Maupassant.
Song Shuhang’s nominal disciple!