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pital.
Then, some unknown bastard released some poison gas bomb.
I wasn’t taking notice and suffered the attack.
It was so disgusting I couldn’t eat for a whole day.
Woof woof!”

“…” The corners of Song Shuhang’s mouth cramped.
That wouldn’t be the Stink Pill he himself released right?

“So, I’m asking you, where is Medicine Master now?” The giant Pekingese demon dog asked.

“Medicine Master seems to suddenly have something on, and went to help a few friends treat their illness.
His friends had some problems while adventuring, and seemed to have lost their memories.
So, Medicine Master will only be back in a few days.
If you’re not in a rush, you can come back in a few days to look for him.” Song Shuhang replied.

The giant Pekingese demon dog thought about it.
“Then that’s alright.
I’ll look for him a few days later.
Finally, are you a new member of the Nine Provinces Number One Group? With relations to Medicine Master, and contact with that fellow Su Clan’s Ah Qi.
But I’ve never seen you before in the chat.”

Song Shuhang nodded.
“Mm.
I am indeed a newly added member of the Nine Provinces Number One Group.”

“Then that’s good.
Lend me your account.
Can I chat for a few sentences? Woof woof!” The giant Pekingese demon dog got excited, and it’s tail began to wag at high speed.

“Chat?” Song Shuhang looked at that small computer.
Looking at that over five metres large giant Pekingese.
With a light tap of it’s paws, his computer would shatter and need to be sent to the recycling centre right?

“I can shrink!” When it saw Song Shuhang’s gaze, the giant Pekingese demon dog immediately understood.
It’s body flashed.
In the white light, it quickly became the size of a normal Pekingese.

With this size, it was actually really cute?!

“How is it? My transformation is really cool right.
Come come come, switch on the account and enter the account.” The Pekingese cheerfully jumped about.

“Alright.” Song Shuhang switched on the computer, but didn’t enter the account on the desktop chat software.
He instead found an independant chat software backup from a folder in the E Drive.
He used that to log in.

Ever since the incident with Altar Master, he had become more careful with regards to his identity as a cultivator.
He had prepared various protections on his computer.
He didn’t dare leave the records of his account log in on his computer.
He used the methods used in Internet Cafes.
When he logged out it would automatically delete the chat account records.

After typing in the account password and logging into the chat software.
He then turned around to let the giant demon dog use the computer.
He was still on the alert.
After all whether the Pekingese was the one that belonged to True Monarch Mt.Huang  was merely a guess.

The Pekingese demon dog happily climbed onto the computer table.
It seemed that after becoming small, even its mass had decreased.
Or else this computer table would have long since broken down.

Then, it familiarly used it’s paws to open the window for the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Then, it even used the five stroke input method to type!

My god, it’s even using the five stroke input method to type? I myself use pinyin! Song Shuhang thought in his heart.

While thinking, the Pekingese demon dog had already tapped a whole stream of words, and was also very fast at typing.

Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Great Pressure of Mt.Books: “@True Monarch Mt.Huang, Mt.Huang you big foolish——idiot! Come out! If you have the guts come out!”

Song Shuhang began to have cold sweat that he couldn’t stop.

“?” Loose Cultivator Northriver was the first to reply.
He asked a question suspiciously.
“Little friend Shuhang?”

True Monarch Mt.Huang: “…”

Great Pressure of Mt.Books: “Wahaha, I’ve escaped again! How about it! Big foolish——idiot Mt.Huang! Come bite me!”

Song Shuhang silently watched as the Pekingese demon dog typed at lightning speed.
If senior Medicine Master saw this, he would surely be crying until he fainted in the toilet!

Loose Cultivator Northriver: “…”

Roamcloud Monk Tongxuan: “…”

Medicine Master: “…”

Then there was a long row of seniors, who were using ellipses to maintain group formation.

There was no need to say it.
They had guessed the reason.
True Monarch Mt.Huang’s precious giant demon dog had ran away from home again.
It had even ran over to little friend Shuhang’s place.
It was using little friend Shuhang’s account to chat online.

“Little Dou Dou3, don’t make trouble anymore.” True Monarch Mt.Huang replied.

“Che.
I want to make trouble.
What can you do to me? If you have the ability, come bite me, come bite me!” The Pekingese cheerfully used strength to tap on the keyboard.

When this had just been sent.

[System Notification: (******) Great Pressure of Mt.Books has been blocked by chat admin True Monarch Mt.Huang for 1 day]

He was banned.

These few days, True Monarch Mt.Huang had been using the great banning art more times than the entire whole of last month.
Just thinking about it made Song Shuhang feel tired for him.

“Fudge, Big Idiot Mt.Huang, you dare block me! Woof woof woof!” The giant Pekingese demon dog raged.
 

If I was True Monarch Mt.Huang, I’ll definitely ban you.
No, I’ll definitely consider having dog meat hotpot for dinner.
This was what Song Shuhang thought in secret.

…That wasn’t right.
Wait wait wait.
This account was mine ahhhhhhhhh!

At this time, in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, True Monarch Mt.Huang sent a message.
“Little friend Shuhang, I’ll have to trouble you for a while about little Dou Dou.
Wait for me to finish my matters here.
In at most two months, I’ll hurry to your place and retrieve it.
Before that… Don’t let little Dou Dou run off!”

Song Shuhang looked at the giant Pekingese demon dog.
Then he looked at his thin arms and tiny legs.
Look after ‘little Dou Dou’? He felt there was absolutely no hope for this task.

The Pekingese demon dog turned to look at Song Shuhang.
“Woof woof, Big Idiot Mt.Huang, how is this rookie supposed to watch me?”

Song Shuhang felt the veins on his forehead began to buldge!

1: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Chinese

2: This is a Chinese joke that is about making fun of those that don’t understand the language.

3: Dou Dou means Bean Bean in English