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mething wrong? Could it be that you don’t like beautiful women? Do you like cute boys? At least tell me what we did wrong.
If you like cute boys, we can have it taken care of immediately.
Please just give us some time to prepare.”

One was flying in the sky, while the other was running on the ground.
One was at the Fourth Stage, while the other was only at the Third Stage.
Hence, the distance between the two parties grew larger and larger, and the man in the black suit could be seen wearing a desperate expression on his face.

Scarlet Heaven Sword smiled, and said, “Shuhang, would you like me to translate what he just said? Hehehe.”

The smile it wore was especially evil.

Song Shuhang asked, “What did he say?”

Scarlet Heaven Sword replied, “He said that if you don’t like beautiful women, he could replace them with cute boys for you.
So, please at least tell him what they did wrong.”

Song Shuhang: “…”

The saber insect halted.

How is the guy’s brain circuited? How in the world did he get such ideas?

Seeing Song Shuhang stop, the man in the black suit happily chased after him.
“Great Master, you’ve finally stopped.”

Song Shuhang said, “Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword, can you slowly translate this word by word for him? Tell him that he’s got the wrong person.”

Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “Alright, I can try, but I can’t guarantee that it’s going to work.”

It then went on to translate Song Shuhang’s words and said it slowly for the man in the black suit.

The man in the black suit was puzzled by Scarlet Heaven Sword’s words.
He could understand the words separately, but he couldn’t understand what the sword was trying to say when he put all of the words together.
However, if even his sword could speak, it was worthy of being the weapon of the great master of the Turtle Branch.

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After thinking that, he looked carefully at Song Shuhang.

When he directly saw Song Shuhang, his mind moved, and he could not help but blurt out, “P-Profound Sage… T-Trannie… Tyrannical Song!”

It’s the first Sage in a thousand years, I just watched his live broadcast a few days ago.

Song Shuhang said, “Say my Sage Name in one breath, dammit!”

The man in the black suit said, “Profound Sage Tyrannical Song!”

“I didn’t expect the great master the Turtle Branch sent to be you, it’s simply too good to be true,” the man in the black suit said excitedly.
“Senior Tyrannical Song, are you dissatisfied with the ladies we had welcome you? Should we change them to something else?”

Scarlet Heaven Sword once again translated the man’s words for Shuhang.

Song Shuhang rubbed his temples, and asked, “Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword, you can’t speak properly, but you can write well, right?”

Scarlet Heaven Sword proudly said, “Don’t underestimate me.
Although I can’t speak the language of the Beast Realm that well, writing is not a problem at all.”

Song Shuhang said, “Then how about we try having you write instead.”

Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “What should I write?”

Song Shuhang replied, “Tell him that my preferences are normal.
In addition, I am not a great master of the ‘Turtle Branch’.
Tell him he’s got the wrong person.”

Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “No problem.”

And so, it jumped up and wrote out a string of flaming characters in mid-air.

The flames condensed in the air.
After they condensed, they did not disperse, but turned into words instead.

Scarlet Heaven Sword wrote: (Profound Sage Tyrannical Song said that his hobby is normal.
He doesn’t like cute little boys, he only likes cute little girls.
In addition, you’ve got the wrong person.
Profound Sage Tyrannical Song isn’t the great master of the ‘Turtle Branch’ that you’ve mistaken him for, it’s all a misunderstanding.)

“We mistook him for someone else?” The eyes of the man in a black suit widened.

After that, disappointment shone through his eyes, and he said, “So, where’s the great master from the ‘Turtle Branch’?”

Scarlet Heaven Sword wrote: (Even if you ask me that, how am I supposed to know?]

The man in the black suit was downcast.
He then squatted at the side and began muttering to himself.
This time, he appeared to be using a dialect of the language of the Beast Realm as even Scarlet Heaven Sword could not understand what he was saying.

Song Shuhang asked, “Did you clear the misunderstanding?”

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Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “I did it perfectly, you can rest assured that I translated your words perfectly.”

Song Shuhang nodded.
“Let’s leave first.”

After saying that, he took another look at the village.

All the Humans of the World Should Unite and Become a Family…

If he went by the style of a certain guy, this strangely named organization possibly had a secret technique or something of the sort, and it was probably named something like (200 Must-have Skills for a Human to Survive)…

Is there a better way for me to enter this branch?

At this moment, the man in the black suit raised his head, and expectantly said, “Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, our meeting has been destined by fate.
It’s getting late, so would you like to spend a night at my place?”

Although he was not the great master of the Turtle Branch, he had an even higher status than them.

After all, he’s the first Sage in a thousand years.
If I can bring him into the branch, it will simply be a blessing from the heavens if the other party provides guidance for one of our branch’s juniors.

Scarlet Heaven Sword translated the other party’s words.

It’s getting late?

Indeed, there are already several moons floating in the sky; it does seem to be getting late!

Additionally, now that he got an invitation from the man in the black suit, he could enter the Black Horse Branch straightforwardly.

It was exactly what Song Shuhang wanted.

Song Shuhang slightly smiled and nodded.
“Indeed, our meeting has been predestined by fate.
Since you invited me, Fellow Daoist, then I will be troubling you for one night.”

Scarlet Heaven Sword wrote what Song Shuhang said in flaming text.
(Profound Sage Tyrannical Song said: Your words are reasonable.
I will stay at your place for one night.]

“No problem.” The man in the black suit pulled out a communication device.
“Qian, please change the welcoming team at the door.
What to change it to? Change it to cute little girls!”

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