Boyfriends Always Turned out to Be a Horror Movie Boss

f*ck!!!”

The whole bus went quiet for a while before it blew up again.
Ear-piercing screams could be heard everywhere.

Staring at the chaotic bus and the fear of other passengers, Zhou Yu smiled, finally felt his anger vent out.

However, after taking revenge, he felt a little guilty about the corpse in his hand.

Was he going too far? The driver was already dead, but he actually used his corpse to scare others.

His behaviour was kinda impolite.

Thinking about this, Zhou Yu’s grip loosened a little, causing the corpse to stumble.

Patter——

A piece of the corpse was accidentally fallen.
Zhou Yu was startled, he quickly picked it up and stuffed it back into the corpse.

“Uh… I’m sorry, Mister.
I’ve offended you.
Please forgive me, my head was muddled just now.
I’ll burn some paper for you later, okay?”

Zhou Yu carefully put the corpse back to its original state, he also looked around to make sure that it did not miss any pieces.
Then he folded his hands and bowed to the driver.

Actually, the driver did not do anything bad.
He drove for so long when he already died., and he even responded politely when Zhou Yu asked.
He was a driver role model.
It was a pity, he died.

Vroom——

The passengers were still chaotic, but the bus had already continued driving.

Zhou Yu stood next to the driver and looked at the endless darkness outside.

Next stop, an old rental house?

Blinking, Zhou Yu still had no fear in his obsidian-like bright eyes.

Strange, why he did not feel scared? He even found this very interesting.

In the darkness, only a lit stop sign illuminated the nearby road.

Fifteen strange humans were huddling in a transparent dome.
The few already conscious ones looked at the endless darkness, filled with despair.

“I— F*ck! What sin did I do in my last life ah! Where is this place?!”

A middle-aged man with fancy clothes and a tattoo slammed the protective cover fiercely.

“Boohoo—— I want to go home!!!” A young woman, who just woke up, was crying in despair.

“Don’t cry! Do you think Laozi doesn’t want to go home?” The aggrieved middle-aged man with tattoos roared while wiping away his tears.

The ones who are fighting are you guys! Why dragged innocent people too?!

Lord God, do you have consciences! Can you just fight with those top teams? Why dragged us too, these normies![1]

Thinking of this matter, the middle-aged man teared up again.

Don’t talk about it! D*mn it! Making me wants to cry!

Small theatre:

Zhou Yu: (pulled the driver angrily)

Passenger: F*ck! Scared people to death!

Driver: F*ck! Scared ghost to death!

Zhou Yu: (picked up the carrion with guilty face) I’m sorry, Mister.
Please forgive me.

Driver: (furious.jpg) Laozi’s body!——

Clown: (wiping his cane)

Driver: (got_scared_in_a_second.jpg) ——I’ll give this carrion to you! Little child, of course, you are forgiven!

Hell world’s consciousness: (gracefully applause) Good job, cub! A man should protect his other half! This is what a gentleman should do!

Nightmare world’s consciousness: (blinking innocently) Oooh, then why did your ex-wife divorce you, Hell, if you’re a gentleman——

Spiritual, Cthulhu, Future: (no_love.jpg) It’s over.

Hell world’s consciousness: (takes out a handkerchief and wipes his tears) It’s a long story—— wuwu—— I still miss my ex-wife ya—— wuwu—— Darling, why did you leave me…

Nightmare world’s consciousness: (takes out a large box of money and begs for mercy) Dad! You’re my dad, I can’t be wrong!

Tn

[1] : “社畜”, translated as normies.
Literally, it means a group of livestock, but that sound so wretched lmao.
If you don’t remember, some reincarnators got dragged from the small worlds (or maybe they’re just noobs), so they ranked bottom and were treated as livestock.

Staff corner

Baobei : Aiya… I’m even too tired to curse the passengers.
Why all of them are so mean? And, tell me who is Hell’s ex-wife?