Allrounders!!

called the guildmaster, and we were shown into the most luxurious room to date.

When Sword was shown the deferred requests, he flew into a rage, snarling with the voice of a mafia gang member, “…This ain’t anythin’ I gotta do.
This one neither.
Rather, did you make a mistake in the piles of documents? Isn’t this pile here full of weird shit?”

Hearing him complaining like that, I also took a peek.

It was all stuff like 『Attend the birthday party of Earl X』 or 『Escort Marquis X to his marchesse』.

Yep, figures.
Sword would get pissed at that.

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“I can take care of those if it’s okay for me to torture and slaughter them if they take an attitude with me, you know?”

Both men froze.

“Haha…ha…you’re saying some funny things, young boy.” The guildmaster answered in a manner of seemingly laughing but then again, not for real.

“You think she’s kiddin’ around? You’ve seen her rank, right? She’s already A-Rank at this age.
Much faster than me, you know?”

The guildmaster’s strained, artificial laughter disappeared.

“She’s someone who walks ’round while wearin’ arrogance like a dress.
She never got injured or lost either.
You believe a brat, who’s completely lookin’ down on life, would bow her eyes to the likes of mere nobles? It’s plain as day that they’d look down on her as 『Luggage Carrier』 with a condescendin’ attitude.
I don’t really wanna watch how this girl here peels off their skin in response, okay? We’re definitely turnin’ down all requests for escorts and party attendances.”

“You just don’t need to watch? It’s okay.
No matter what I do to them, I’ll patch them back up, no problem.
The folks, who used my healing potions and medicines, have been sending me letters of thanks and responses to my questionnaires.” I informed him with a cheerful smile while throwing out my chest and hitting it with a hand, “Just leave everything to me! I’ll make sure to train the super cheeky guys to a level where they’ll happily lick the soles of my shoes! To the extent that they wouldn’t even imagine in their wildest dreams to send malicious intent your way! …Gyaaaah!”

Another iron claw!

“Hey, you still wanna pass 『these requests』 to me? Then I’ll bring ’bout the results desired by you together with this girl, ‘kay?”

The guildmaster withdrew the documents in a hurry.

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How boooring.
Certainly it’s very likely that I’d have been treated horribly at a noble’s party or while working as a guard, but that’s also exciting in itself.
After all, it’d totally match what you’d call a 『template development』!

But, it looks like I become too talkative once I become excited.
I readily blabbed about things I should have kept to myself.
As a result, it proceeded into the template development of nothing happening, except for me suffering from Sword’s iron claw.

Even though I always promise myself to keep my trap shut…

When I swung my legs around on the chair while booing, I got kicked by Sword.

(Note: 『Luggage Carrier』 is an occupation.
Their task is to follow adventurers around while carrying their baggage.
It’s a common occurrence for debt slaves to be used for that sort of work.
Usually the guild takes care of organizing carriers for adventurers above average.
The adventurers have to guarantee the lives of the luggage carriers.
If they let them die, the adventurers will be forced to pay a penalty and shoulder the debts, if the carriers used to be debt slaves.

It’s not like there exist absolutely no freelance luggage carriers though.
Adventurers with strong legs and loins, who can’t fight for one reason or another, do it, and it often happens that veteran adventurers make rookies carry their stuff if they take them along.

For all these reasons, the job of a luggage carrier is regarded as a lowly job.)